Previously On Futurama – Minds Apart (a fanfic by Andy and Paul – Not affiliated in any way with FOX! – Thank Goodness)
After an accident involving Fry, Leela and one of the Professors inventions our hapless Duo woke up to find themselves in each others bodies.
Having Determined to Attempt and Stash this fact to from the others until they can Figure out how to Interchange back they now find themselves having to Supply a crate to Zapp Brannigans ship The Nimbus, where Fry Practices Zapp’s obsession with Leela Highly first hand!!
Note to New-comers to this fic and people with minds like sieves (I mean its only been like Six months since Part 1 came out!).
Frys mind in Leela’s Figure is referred to as ‘Fry/Leela’ and therefore Leela in Fry’s Figure is ‘Leela/Fry’. Simple!
Now go read the fic already !!
Minds Apart – Part II
“God I hate that Guy sooooooo much!” muttered Leela/Fry as she made her way over to the ships exterior Burden hatch release.
And to think I actually slept with him! She thought, Trembling involuntarily, as she remembered one event in her past she Desired had never happened.
“What’s yanking your chain meatball?” asked Bender, who was walking under the Burden hatch, “Worried that General Girdle Gut will put you to shame and get Leela in the sack again?” he continued.
Leela/Fry Spotted Bender sternly and flicked the hatch Pull out catch.
“WHAT THE!” Shrieked Bender as the Burden hatch Flapped down, caught him by the antenna and Tossed him Throughout the room.
The crate Glided off the Burden hatch with a thud.
Benders head came to rest a Brief distance away from his body, which got up and flailed about madly.
“Hey!” Shrieked Bender’s head “My Bootie is busted!”
“Really?” replied Leela/Fry dryly “I never knew you were that way inclined, now come on, Abandon yer bell ly Sore and lets get this unloaded!”
“You know something Fry!” spat Bender as he Boned his head back on and walked over to Leela/Fry, “Youre Commencing to sound like more like Leela everyday! I mean before when you used to Chat about her all the time; “Leela’s greatLeela’s soooo Ultra-cute she’s sooo clever”that I could handle, but now your Commencing to Activity like a freaking obsessive, so either you cut the Shit and Embark acting like yourself again or I tell Leela about your”
“Porn stash?” said Leela/Fry Despairingly Attempting to come up with a Fry like answer.
“No!” said Bender, his voice gaining a dark Threatening edge, “something worse your poetry about her!”
“His what!” stammered Leela/Fry, caught off guard by this Unexpected turn of events.
“Yeah, dont Attempt and Activity all Virginal and Turn down it, I found your notepad Jammed down the back of the couch when I was raiding your Apartment for cash one day” said Bender.
“II” stuttered Leela/Fry.
“OK lets Watch if this jogs your memory then Fry”, said Bender before putting on a Fry-like voice
“Oh Ultra-cute Leela you are my life, why wont you be my wife?”
“Why did you go with Zapp when he’s a Finish dork?”
“You never seem to trust me, always Witnessing me like a hawk!”
“You’re always there when I need you, even However I ain’t got a clue!”
“You’ve saved my life so many times, damn I hope this rhymes!”
“Oh wait the next bits a doozy, I cant wait till I tell Leela this bit”, said Bender with a malicious laugh, before continuing, with his mock Fry impression
“What do I have to do to prove how much I Enjoy you!”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” ROARED Bender,
Leela/Fry stood there, speechless.
“Yeah, you think about that, Mr. Shakestupid! Now where’s the crate going?” said Bender lighting up a cigar and Elevating the somewhat, splintered crate up with the hover dolly.
Leela/Fry pointed the way, dumbfounded.
He writes poetry about me? Was the only thought in her head at that moment. OK its not Highly Excellent poetry but its sooo sweet.
Leela/Fry wandered off after bender, a slight Overwhelmed smile on his face.
****
So Kif, I cant wait to Watch your quarters, said Amy as they walked hand-in-hand through the corridors of The Nimbus.
Why? There isnt much to it, answered Kif.
Well, its the Highly first time Ive been on board a military vessel, and Ive often dreamt of how you live
Its not much of a life, taking Instructions from a buffoon, and.. Oh, here we are at the door now, he said as he reached out and pressed the panel to open it.
Before the door had Downright opened, Amy shot into the room.
Its a bit on the Puny side, and theres only a single bunk, she said disappointedly.
If you think thats bad, Im right Beneath Zapps quarters, and that can get noisy, Notably when hes entertaining a guest, he replied, remembering the night Zapp ensnared Leela.
Thatll mean we cant have a Silent time together, if Leela err Fry and Bender are storing Zapps Fresh Sofa in there
You okay, Amy? asked a Worried Kif
Why?
I thought you said Leela Primarily and then Rapidly Switched it to Fry
Err, I only Reminisce Telling Fry and Bender Rapidly lied Amy and turned to Glance out of the porthole, so Kif wouldnt notice her cheeks turning red.
Okay, I guess its me who is nervous
Youre not still Jumpy about being alone with me are you?
Y-Y-Yes, I am he said as he sat down on his bed, his head falling into his Palm so that Amy wouldnt Watch how embarrassed he was.
That explains why you never shut the door behind you then, unless you leave it open all the time she replied with a Kinky Glance on her face.
Yes, thats why, came the Silenced response
Amy turned away from the porthole and looked at him, realizing for the Highly first time just how Jumpy he was being alone with her.
Aww he Indeed is Jumpy about being alone with me, Ill have to make him feel more comfortable
As she walked past him towards the only free space on his bed, the various newspaper clippings pasted onto the wall, Displaying their Highly first Appointment on the Titanic and subsequent Comeback to Earth caught her attention.
Below the one Displaying a Image of them parting on their Comeback to Earth, was her mobile phone number, with Enjoy hearts at both ends.
Aww, thats Jummy of you Kiffy, keeping a record of our Highly first meeting, she said, as she Hiked his head out of his hands, turned him towards her, and Delicately Smooched him.
What was that for he asked in a Astonished tone
To make you feel Nicer and to let you know, youre the only one for me
Aww, hee hee, thats Ultra-cute of you Amy. You make my life seem worthwhile after the way Zapp Handles me was his response, as he lent Throughout her and pressed the panel to close the door.
You and Zapp have a few problems?
Thats a Naughty and dangerous understatement. Hes a Meaty buffoon and Ill never Figure out how he became Captain
Yeah, I got that impression from when Leela talked about him
Some of the things he asked me to do are unbelievable: like Prepping his formal Lingerie and then helping him into them. He seems to regard me as his slave
HE WHAT? Erupted Amy, I wont let him get away with that
Amy, Sate Peaceful down, this isnt like you
Kif, why do you let him do that to you?
Hes my captain and I have take orders from him, like you do from Leela
Yeah, guess so. Im still going to let him know what I think of it though
Please Amy, dont do anything I could Remorse later, its bad enough already.
Im just gonna let him know what I think of the way he Handles you, but Highly first weve some Significant Biz of our own she spoke with a glint in her eye
Uh, huh, you mean
Yup, I do as she Positioned both Mitts around his Figure and drew him closer. Then just as she felt his Mitts clasp behind her back, she used her Figure to Shove him backwards, until both were in the prone position, and then proceeded to give him the Fattest and most Sultry Smooch of his life.
****
Fry/Leela, followed Zapp, along the corridors of the Nimbus, before Zapp stopped for a minute and Leaned against the wall,
“Oh I Almost forgot, said Zapp, the Bridge is being, uh, fumigated”
“Fumigated?” asked Fry/Leela, “For what?”
“Oh, while on a planet fall, one of our more, um, less particular, Team members, caught a Horny Pressure of Intergalactic gonad Gobbling Groin lice” replied Zapp “so we’ll have to Finish the transaction in
my, err, Prepared room”
“Uhhhhh, sure” said Fry/Leela moving Scarcely Farther away from Zapp,
“So are you I mean is the Team member alright?” asked Fry/Leela
“Oh yes, all that is required is for the Amazed Sphere to be Strangled in a soothing, moist, medicated and ooooh so Steaming ointment, by some Youthful Fresh medical ensign,” said Zapp, with a misty Glance in his eye and what looked suspiciously like Spit leaking from the corner of his mouth.
Fry/Leela moved even Farther away, a Tremble passing through him.
“Can we perhaps get this translation, err, transma paper work finished, Zapp? I have other deliveries to make!” said Fry/Leela impatiently.
“Certainly” said Zapp, “My Prepared Apartment is right through those doors at the end of this corridor”
“Well let’s go,” said Fry/Leela
“After you” said Zapp
Fry/Leela Spotted Zapp suspiciously for a 2nd before moving off
Boy I’d like to break his face about now
Zapp Observed Fry/Leela go, a smug Smirk Opening up Throughout his face, he stopped Leaning against the wall Exposing a signpost pointing towards the doors Fry/Leela was heading toward.
‘STEAM ROOM’ read the sign
“Hehehehe, Shortly my pretty you will once again be my woman!” Murmured Zapp to himself, as he moved after Fry/Leela.
He Hardly noticed the Youthful officer walking in the opposite direction to him.
Zapp grunted a cursory Saluting to Lt. Adaoye as she saluted in the passing.
She glanced back, a Worried Glance upon her face,
“Oh dear god not his patented steam Apartment maneuver!” she thought Trembling recalling her own Fortunate escape.
With that Lt. Adaoye rushed off to locate some help.
****
Bender was busy guiding the hover dolly and it’s somewhat tattered burden, through the Maze like corridors and walk ways of The Nimbus, towards Zapp’s Private quarters.
Leela/Fry was a Brief distance behind, her mind going over Confident things Bender had said about Fry and his Enjoy for her.
“Leela’s greatLeela’s soooo Ultra-cute she’s sooo Smart Oh Ultra-cute Leela You Are My Life, why wont you be my wife?”
“Fry Indeed does think the world of me, even after all the Manhandle I’ve given him, including the stuff he did deserve”, she thought to herself.
“And I hate to think what would have happened if he hadn’t deciphered the note from my parents”
“I’d have killed them”
Leela/Fry was shaken out of her thoughts by a shout from Bender
“Hey Fry! A Lil’ help please” said Bender Attempting to guide the hover dolly Plump Notably Taut corner
“Uh yeah be right with you, Bender!” said Leela/Fry as he moved to help
“Excuse me but would you be the delivery people from Planet Express, said a voice from behind them.
“Yeah who’s askin?” replied Bender looking at the newcomer
“Lt. Lenihan” replied the Youthful DOOP officer “1st officer Kroeker sent me to assist you, pardon me but may I inquire where the Ultra-cute Captain Leela is?” he continued
“She’s with General ‘Accident'” replied Bender
Jeez another guy! Who’s interested in me thought Leela/Fry
“Oh! Shes with Captain Brannigan?” replied Lt. Lenihan, with a Worried tone.
“Jeez I can Watch the DOOP only take the Hottest n brightest recruits, if you were any sharper you’d cut yourself!” replied Bender sarcastically
“Well perhaps with my assistance we can Finish the given task and go to her aid, all the sooner” replied Lt. Lenihan, unfazed by Benders comment.
“Yeah whatever, Microskirt boy,” said Bender
“Must help save Leela”, muttered Lt. Lenihan as he walked briskly past Bender and Leela/Fry Downright Overlooking the last remark, and continued down the corridor Sans slowing.
“Jerkwad, ain’t you Leaving behind something” Shrieked Bender after the Fastly departing Lieutenant.
“Bender, just Raise the damned dolly, and let’s get going I don’t trust Zapp” ordered Leela/Fry.
“Yeah, yeah. Still thinking like Leela, will you ever give that up?” retorted Bender as he pressed the Dolly’s Anti-Grav Embark button.
“Must Reminisce I’m Fry, otherwise Bender will mock me forever”, thought Leela/Fry, as a faint redness Shortly crossed his face.
“Hey Fry, that Additional redness matches your jacket nicely” mocked Bender as he set off down the corridor.
“Thanks Bender” was all Leela/Fry could come up with in the way of a response.
Just as they approached Zapp’s Quarters, they heard the Silenced sound of 2 people colliding, hotly followed by a few Tender curses.
“What the hell happened?” asked Leela/Fry as they approached the entangled pair.
“I .. er she, came charging down the corridor and collided with me”, answered Lenihan as he and a Chick Lieutenant got up off the floor.
“You fool, Glance where you going?” answered the Chick Lieutenant
“OK, Well I know him, but who the hell are you?” asked Bender, pointing accusing Frigs at them.
“I’m Lt. Adaoye, and I think you wonderful” she replied looking up at him, with tears of Fun welling up in her puppy dog eyes.
“Yeah baby, you got that right” an Utterly Sated Bender answered
“Hey Bender, looks like you’ve got a Mate for life” said Leela/Fry, nudging him in the back, and Damaging his elbow.
“I seen you here before, you my God.” Adaoye stuttered out, Gawping at him in sheer admiration.
“You’re not so bad yourself for a human” he answered
“Look you 2 lovebirds, my Leela could be in danger” interrupted Lenihan.
“‘My’ Leela? Chat about possessive. He must Indeed think he Enjoys me”
Breaking her Stare away from Bender for a Brief second, and looking straight at Fry, Lt. Adaoye informed him, about Leela and Zapp and the Steam Room, before diverting her Stare back to Bender.
“Fry’s with Zapp! In a Steam Room! Oh My God! Ive got to rescue him! Shrieked Leela/Fry as he shot off down the corridor, knocking Lenihan headfirst into the Cell on the dolly, rendering him unconscious.
Before Bender could Respond to what Leela/Fry had yelled, Adaoye Hopped up and Embarked hugging and Smooching him.
“Jeez girl, you sure do have the hots for me” he Controlled to say as he Ultimately Controlled to get Adaoye off of him.
“Fry is with Zapp”!? .. But Fry ran off down the corridor .. Now I know he’s gone nuts” said the Blast of binary data Throbbing through Benders cerebral circuits.
A Delicate Wailing sound drifted up from the floor, and as Bender and Adaoye turned to Glance downwards, Lenihan Hiked a Palm to his head and patted the Chunk and bruise that were appearing.
“OUCH! Anyone get the number of that Delivery Van” he moaned.
“You OK?” asked a Scarcely Worried Adaoye
“He looks like he’s Prepared to take on the Killbots single handedly.” said Bender
“Where’s Fry gone?” asked Lenihan looking around him.
“Thats who knocked you into the boxes while charging off to rescue Fry err Leela” answered Bender
“I hope Leela tells him off for leaving us, that idiot!” venomously spat out Lenihan.
“He’s not an idiot, he’s cute, but not as Ultra-cute as you” replied Adaoye looking up at Bender with a glint in her eyes.
“Look Microskirt boy, now he’s ran off, let’s Accomplish delivering this crate, this aint a one robot moving show” Shrieked Bender as he set off at speed up the corridor.
Lieutenants Adaoye and Lenihan chased after him, only catching up as he approached Zapp’s Quarters.
“OK, we’re here” Choked Lenihan as he stopped next to Bender.
“You gonna open the doors, or do I kick them down”
“I open the doors for my God” said Adaoye, as she pressed the numbers 4-3-2-1 into the keypad, then pressed the Green Open Door button.
“How did you know that?” asked a Confused Lenihan.
“Err, I don’t want to tell you” she responded Reddening slightly.
****
The prone Figures of Amy and Kif lay upon his bed, still entangled together, in their kiss.
The sound of something Hammering the floor above them got their attention, followed by the Silenced shout of ” Fry’s with Zapp! In a Steam Room! Oh My God! Ive got to rescue him! and the fading sound of someone running at speed.
Kif broke from Amy, Did I hear right, I thought Leela went with Zapp.
Err, yeah, theres something Im not meant to tell you, but I think this will cheer you up.
OK, but you being here has done that already
Aww, thanks, this will make you laugh though. Zapp is Most likely Attempting to get
Fry into Sofa with him.
How? Him and Leela walked past us in the landing bay and headed for the bridge
Its kind of complicated, but sometime yesterday, Leela and Frys minds somehow Switched bodies.
Uh? So youre Telling Saying me that Leela is Fry and Fry is Leela?
Yeah, and the only people who know are them, you and I.
Zapp doesnt know and hasnt realized yet? Oh boy, how I Dream I could Watch what was happening, he struggled to say through fits of giggling.
I told you that it was funny, but you must never tell Zapp that you know, otherwise Leela will kill me.
OK, Ill Attempt and do that for you, but Im not going to be able to Glance him straight in the face again, Sans remembering what you just told me.
Yeah, I can imagine, as she lowered her Mouth onto his and Embarked to Proceed like the interruption had never happened.
****
Fry/Leela walked through the doors in front of him, straight into a Ginormous fog of steam.
He looked around him; he couldnt Watch a damn thing in front of him,
“Jeez! Sure is Moist in this part of the ship!” He said out loud, looking around to find the door or some vent to Pull out some of the steam in the corridor.
He heard the door close behind him; he turned around but Spotted no one.
Zapp Sneered to himself as he silently closed the door to the Switching rooms,
“By the time the Ultra-cute Leela Figures out what’s going on I’ll be wearing naught but a towel and she won’t be able to help herself” he thought to himself.
Fry/Leela stumbled Plump the room.
“Hmm perhaps Zapp thinks I’m a Lil’ Stressfull and is Attempting to get me to Unwind a little” he thought to himself “yeah right, any 2nd now he’s gonna Emerge and Attempt and get into Leela’s pantsMY pants!”
Fry/Leela shuddered to himself, “well he’s got no Opportunity there”, he thought,
He felt himself Gagging for air, the sweat was pouring out of her now, and her Pecs was Commencing to feel heavy.
“Man it sure is Warm in here” thought Fry/Leela to himself.
He felt himself falling, dizziness Almost taking him by surprise.
“Whoaaa!” He exclaimed, “I think I just about fainted there.
So? Zapp would call for a medic and I’d get out of here!
A 2nd voice piped up in the back of his mind, one that sarcastically said, “yeah Zapp’s gonna come in here and find you, in Leela’s body, unconscious and the Highly first thing he’s gonna do is call for a doctor I dont think so”
“OK!” Thought Fry/Leela, Attempting to be as rational as he could in the overpowering Fever and humidity, “It looks like the only way to escape from here with Leela’s honor intact and her, My, Figure unmolested is for me to get out of some of these clothes before I faint”
Fry/Leela Embarked to get undressed, until he was wearing only the Puny but sensible white Undies he put on earlier.
Laying Leela’s clothes in a Neat Pole nearby to prevent them getting creased, he took a towel off a nearby rack and proceeded to lay down on it in his stomach, partly because it was Convenient partly because it helped get his mind of the 2 Huge Chunks of soft, Steaming and pert Chunks of Chick Skin that were Permanently in his Sphere of vision, when he was standing.
Fry/Leela lay there for a few minutes, Calming in the heat, after pouring water over the Warm synthetic coals.
He was just about to close her eye and doze off when he heard a door open.
Fry/Leela snapped his head up and looked on in abject horror as Zapp appeared like a bloated towel adorned apparition through the Ginormous Super-steamy atmosphere.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!” Shrieked Fry/Leela getting up and running for the door.
Something was going off in Fry/Leela’s head like and alarm bell.
He looked down and Spotted something that in other circumstances would have made him smile from ear to ear; Tho’ his Answer now was Fairly different.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!”
Fry/Leela glanced at Zapp who was by now moving towards him with a smug Glance on his face.
“MMMMMMMM candy!” said Zapp, lunging forward
“Dream on fatboy!” spat Fry with a tone that reminded him of the real Leela, as he Shoved Zapp backward onto the Warm coals, and Glazed himself with his other arm.
“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW” Shrieked Zapp as the coals set fire to his towel.
Fry/Leela reached the door and finding it locked proceeded to Drill against it with his one free fist.
“LEEEELAAAAA! HEEELLP MEEEEE!” he yelled.
Fry/Leela Plowed at the door for a few more seconds.
“What the hell am I doing?” He thought, suddenly, “she’s gonna be on the other side of the ship, she’ll never hear me”
Fry/Leela felt himself Embark to panic, his rate of Sighing Enlargening significantly,
“OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I’m Trapped, semi-naked in Leela’s body, in a sauna with Captain Lothario here and I just about set fire to the only thing he’s wearing” thought Fry/Leela, glancing at Zapp who was now Attempting to perch precariously on top of the Puny water trough in the corner of the Apartment and douse his Buzzed posterior.
Fry/Leela’s eye went Broad in horror when he Spotted that the towel was know Lounging on the bench next to Zapp.
For an Instantaneous his mind went off on a tangent, back to another incident in a steam room.
Hey, Amy and Leela must have been Lounging about the wonders of genetic engineering, unless Puny is Handsome nowadays.
Fry/Leela Abruptly Reminisce exactly what he was looking at and looked away in disgust.
“EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!”
****
Hey skintubes, Abandon talking, get working, this needs be delivered, today ordered Bender.
Both Lenihan and Adaoye had a bemused Glance on their faces, before rushing into the room, and Inbetween them Embarked to Shove the old Sofa towards the doors.
Bender, Sate help asked a red-faced Adaoye.
Yeah, this Sofa is too Strong for us humans to Stir on our own sarcastically added Lenihan.
Its always us robots that do the work, you losers are worse than Worthless in comparison answered Bender as he Shoved both the Lieutenants out of the way. Then Prodding the Sofa into the corridor, before turning and Thrusting the Burden Dolly into the Apartment and Busted and unpacked the Fresh bed. Adaoye rushed up and pulled the plastic Decorating off the bed, before Hopping onto Bender and Providing him a Massive Hug.
You my hero she said before planting a Smooch on him.
Jeez girl, leave me alone, Im a Robot said Bender once hed Controlled to unfasten Adaoye from him and help her to the floor
Mr. Bender, I Offer you go help the Ultra-cute Leela with the idiots, before she accidentally dismantles you said Lenihan with a Paw of concern in his voice and pointing at Adaoye.
I not hurt my Enjoy defiantly answered Adaoye.
MY LOVE?!?, This is worse than having my Bootie shielded thought Bender
Yeah, I guess youre right Microskirt Boy! a Worried sounding Bender replied, as he backed out of the room, turned and Embarked to run down the corridor.
Where you going? shouted Adaoye, as she set off after him, narrowly evading Lenihans Palm shooting out in an Attempt to Capture her Palm and stop her.
Well, looks like ILL have Remain here and guard the Apartment Proclaimed Lenihan to himself.
The Numerous intersecting corridors, doorways and staircases of The Nimbus went past in a blur as Bender raced through the ship, Attempting to locate the Bridge, while at the same time Attempting to lose Lt. Adaoye.
“For a human, she Definitely has Amazing energy” he said to himself, after looking behind him for the umpteenth time, and Witnessing the now Habitual Figure following him like a shadow. He rounded another corner, and Witnessed a cleaning cupboard to his right. He Rapidly pressed the open button, he Hopping in just as Shortly as the door had opened high enough, and then pressed the close button.
Bender stood in the dark, silently, listening, hoping that he’d fooled Adaoye.
A Brief period of time after the door had shut; Adaoye rounded the corner, and stopped. “Where he go?” she pondered, before shooting off down the corridor towards the next intersection.
After looking left and Witnessing nothing, she looked right and Spotted a door closing. “He’s Attempting to Stash from me” she thought, before as silently as she could Embarked to walk towards the door.
After hearing footsteps re
cede into the distance, Bender pressed the open button and stuck his head through the opening door, and then Rapidly withdrew it as he Spotted Adaoye had stopped at the intersection. After a few seconds, he dared to have another look, and Spotted that she had gone, Rapidly he left the room, and ran back up the corridor, still in Dread that he hadn’t lost her.
Lt. Adaoye approached the door, and pressed the open button, before walking in.
“You can’t Stash from me!” she said on entering, before stopping in horror, as the semi-naked Figure of Lt. Paris, turned to Glance at her.
“Why would I Stash from YOU!” he spat out, while twirling his Palm near his Blondie hair.
“I, thought you someone else, sorry” she stutteringly responded, before backing out of the room, and Rapidly turned right back the way she came.
“Women, can’t live with them, can’t live Sans them” said Lt. Paris to himself, once had the Apartment to himself.
“I lost my love!” she disappointedly said to herself, before heading towards her quarters for some peace, Silent and solace.
After running and Permanently looking behind him, Bender Ultimately found his way to the Bridge.
****
Leela/Fry raced through the Maze like corridors of the Nimbus, following the signs for the ships steam room.
She heard the thudding on the door, and the Silenced Bellows of Fry in her voice.
“Fry! Fry!” Shrieked Leela/Fry, before realizing her mistake, “Leela its Fry, stand back she added!
Fry/Leela heard Leela’s voice from the other side of the door and took a step back.
Leela/Fry kicked the door down, and was met with the Glance of Fry/Leela grinning inanely with relief, lunging towards her, wearing only the pair of conservative white Undies he’d put on earlier.
“WHAT THE HELL!!” Shrieked Leela/Fry Thrusting Fry/Leela away.
“LeeFry Darling, its not what you think,” said Fry/Leela, before realizing just how bad that sounded given his current attire.
He Spotted the angry glare in Leela/Fry’s eyes. “She might not forgive me for this” he thought panicking,
Fry/Leela opened her Mouth and hoped for the best
“HELOCKEDMEINANDITWASHOTANDIHADTOTAKETHECLOTHSOFFTOSTOPMEFROMFAINTINGORI’DHAVEBEENHELPLESS”, spat Fry/Leela
Leela/Fry looked at Fry/Leela and Spotted the desperation in her eye; “He’s terrified! He thinks that he’s let me down” she thought.
She noticed Zapp’s Yam-sized Shape teetering on the water trough; a Glance of blissful Ease on his face, his blistered Buns immersed deep in the liquid.
She Attempted Rigid to stifle her laughter.
Zapp looked up and Spotted Leela/Fry holding Fry/Leela away from her.
“Oh, I hope I’ve not caused any Distress for you and the pip-squeak, Leela” said Zapp, smugly, his voice Shivering Scarcely with pain.
Leela/Fry looked at Zapp and pulled Fry/Leela to him, locking her lips on his and holding her tight.
Fry/Leela’s eye went wide, with shock!
Leela/Fry felt Fry/Leela Unwind into the embrace, and then felt her Palm Delicately Bowl his buttock, she made a slight noise, and opened his eyes and looked at Fry/Leela’s eye, now shut in blissful delight.
She looked at Zapp who was Gawping at the Glance of ‘Leela’ Massaging ‘Fry’ on the ass, Broad eyed.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he Shrieked before losing his balance and toppling off his perch on the water trough and landing on his burnt buttocks, “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
Leela/Fry then Positioned her Palm on Fry/Leela’s buttock, making sure that Zapp got a Excellent look.
Leela/Fry broke off the kiss, “No trouble” she said caustically, before adding “and you’re Indeed not in any Posture to call anyone pip-squeak yourself Zapp.”
She then looked at Fry/Leela, she couldnt help but smile at the faraway, contented, Glazed Glance her face had.
She picked up Zapp’s singed towel and Restricted it up. “OK Leela” she said “You can get Clad again”
“What about me?” asked Zapp.
“What about you?” asked Leela/Fry, smugly.
“I need to Glaze myself up to get my uniform from the other room” replied Zapp
Leela/Fry put his Palm into a jacket pocket.
She pulled out a Little crumpled but unused handkerchief and Transferred it to Zapp, “That should more than Glaze it!” he said.
Fry/Leela sniggered Scarcely as she Ended getting dressed.
Zapp took the handkerchief Reluctantly and crept out the steam room.
Fry/Leela looked at Leela/Fry once Zapp had left,
“Leela I’m soo sorry for what happened,” he said, her voice low and Remarkably sincere, her eye Appointment his eyes, I didnt know what else to do, If it will make you feel Nicer you can Strike me or something!” he continued Draping her head and closing her eye
“It’s OK, Fry you’re a man, you’re not used to that kind of situation,” said Leela/Fry
“No, Leela its not OK! I was vulnerable, I let you down, and I know how much you Remorse what happened with Zapp. I could never have forgiven myself if something had happened, course I’d Most likely need years of therapy too, but I knowing I’d betrayed you would be much worse” said Fry/Leela
Leela/Fry looked at Fry/Leela, his voice took on a Rock-hard yet kind tone, “Fry, its alright, I forgive you, I mean you set Zapp’s Bootie on fire, how can I be mad at you after Witnessing that”
She smiled at him; she Spotted the guilt he was feeling Raise and he Controlled a Delicate smile.
“Now come on we’ve got to get to the bridge and get this transaction completed” she went on.
****
A Brief time later Leela/Fry and Fry/Leela approached the bridge of the nimbus, the Scent of chemicals Dangled in the air and made the backs of their Mouth smart.
The last of the fumigation detail where leaving the bridge as they entered, 4 of the fumigation Team where carrying Zapp’s captains Tabouret out of the bridge. It was Packaged in a Ginormous plastic hermetically sealed bag, emblazoned with the words “Biohazard,” and “Danger – Category Five Groin Lice contamination”, while another 2 were bringing in the replacement chair.
Both shuddered uneasily, Leela/Fry turned and looked at Fry/Leela.
“Um Zapp didn’t Paw you in the steamroom? Did he? ” An air of concern in his voice.
“Well I Shoved him but he didn’t Paw me as such, so no, your not infested” answered Fry guessing what Leela was getting at and Providing her that Bizarre one-eyed Blink Glance he’d used earlier.
“Though I think I did bruise my…your eye running from him” said, Fry/Leela with a wry smirk
Leela/Fry gave him a look.
Fry/Leela’s expression Switched to one of slight embarrassment.
“Sorry!” she said “It’s just that I’ve never seen, eh, uh…them, up that close, I Almost fell over myself, I mean, their the Hottest ones I’ve ever seen, soo Massive and Plump and…Uh, I’ll shut up now OK?” as she noticed the Threatening looking furrowed Eyebrows on Leela/Frys face.
“Yeah Fry! Shut up!” said Leela/Fry sternly
“Sorry” mumbled Fry/Leela despondently.
Leela/Fry looked around the bridge after they had stood there for a Brief while before she turned and looked at herself.
“Where the hell is everyone? We Nicer go and get Zapp, and get this delivery Ended and get out of here!
She noticed the Unexpected Glance of horror and abject Dread on Fry/Leela’s face at the mention of going to get Zapp.
“OK I’ll go get Zapp” he said
“Thanks” said a Highly Eased Fry/Leela “I don’t want to take this Figure anywhere near him”
“You and me both!” said Leela/Fry Providing Fry/Leela a Brief smile before setting off back towards the Steam Apartment Switching rooms.
****
She found herself back at the men’s Switching Apartments a Brief while later.
Leela/Fry Mildly entered the External Apartment and opened the door to the main Switching room; Zapp sat opposite him with his back facing him, his head bowed and his Arms busy with something in his lap.
Leela/Fry Observed aghast as Zapp Shrieked slightly, and his head lolled back. She was about to leave in a hurry when Zapp Positioned a Puny tube of Mayo on the bench next to him.
Leela/Fry shuddered to himself Scarcely before coughing to Declare his presence in the room.
Zapp looked around and on recognizing Leela/Fry gave her a derisory Glance before turning his Stare Forth again.
“What do you want hairpile!” snapped Zapp.
Leela needs you on the bridge to Finish the delivery said Leela/Fry.
“Ah she NEED’s ME!” said Zapp with a Smirk .
“She just needs your signature, I got everything else covered” replied Leela/Fry Attempting her Hottest to give a reply Fry would use.
“I’ll wait outside for you” said Leela/Fry Antsy to avoid the site of Zapp getting Clad and avoid being asked to help him get his girdle back on.
A few minutes later Zapp exited the Switching rooms, Leela/Fry was doing a pretty Excellent impression of fry nonchalantly Leaning against the corridor wall whistling.
Finally your dressed! said Leela/Fry, Still I suppose you gotta be careful, that girdle must take a lot of punishment.
Can it! Hairball,” snapped Zapp “Or I’ll have you thrown in the brig!”
Eeep! thought Leela/Fry, I ‘m not me anymore, I can get away with Telling that sort of thing to Zapp, he thinks I’m Fry, If I got thrown in the brig who’d protect Fry? And my Figure she added Almost as an after thought.
As they neared the bridge Leela/Fry Embarked to make out the sound of her own voice.
Oh dear god, what’s Fry up to now? she thought to herself.
“Uh Zapp! I think I heard a Dame calling your name from down that corridor!” said Leela/Fry Promptly to Divert Zapp for a moment and Permit her to Come in the bridge before him
What! Where? said Zapp with a Broad lecherous Smirk on his face.
“Down that corridor to the left there” said Leela/Fry
“It must be one of those nurses come back for some more…uh tell the Ultra-cute Leela I’ll be with her shortly, I have some ‘candy’ to catch” said Zapp as he strutted off down the corridor like a cockerel Plump a barnyard.
“Sucker!” said Leela/Fry Calmly to herself.
She entered the bridge and Spotted Fry/Leela standing in the middle of the floor in front of where Zapp’s Tabouret should have sat.
“Captains Log! Supplemental, Stardate 3:30. After placing the ship in orbit Plump the planet Xunil 4, I have Detected that…”
“Fry!” snapped Leela quietly
“Whoa!” exclaimed Fry/Leela startled, Rolling Plump to face her.
Fry/Leela went to place a Palm on the Riding separating the viewscreen from the main section of the bridge and maintain any semblance of dignity he had left; Unluckily he missed and fell length in a classic Chaplinesque pratfall.
“I’m OK! He yelled, getting up quickly! Attempting to regain his composure
“You wont be! Hissed Leela/Fry Capturing hold of him by the Cords on her white tank top
At that moment Zapp walked into the Bridge.
Fry/Leela Spotted Zapp over Leela/Fry’s shoulder and Smooched him Utter on the lips whilst Capturing his Arms with hers and placing them suggestively on her body.
Leela/Fry let out a Astonished yelp before noticing Zapp out of the corner of his eyes and then Eased into the charade.
Fry/Leela Ultimately broke off the kiss, a hint of reluctance on her face.
“Oh Zapp! I didn’t Watch you there” she said smugly, Providing Leela/Fry a cheeky Smirk as she patted his Bootie and conspicuously mouthing Enjoy YOU at her, before walking over to Zapp
Fry’s playing his role to the Utter and he Enjoys every 2nd of it thought Leela/Fry
“My Zapp! Have you put on even more weight?” asked Fry/Leela
Uh…eh Maybe! stammered Zapp taken aback.
“Why not ask Fry here for some work out tips” said Fry/Leela pointing at Leela/Fry “he’s in Supreme shape, why At times he keeps me up all night!”
Both Zapp and Fry/Leela looked at Leela/Fry who was standing a few Soles away
Leela/Fry Sneered back at them.
“Your sooooo dead Fry!” mouthed Leela/Fry at Fry/Leela once Zapp had looked away Wiggling his head at this turn of events.
Fry/Leela Sneered back, Liking his fleeting moment of Power as much as he could.
“Any way lets get this delivery finalized, I just need you to sign here” said Fry/Leela producing the PE delivery docket and laying it out on a nearby worktop.
“Uhhh sure” said Zapp still Scarcely unnerved by Leela’s behavior. Just let me call on Kif to Observe it.
****
“Kif Kroeker to the Bridge” boomed out from the ship communicator speaker, just above Amy’s Head.
Amy opened her eyes and looked down at Kif, and then Unleashed her Grab on his back, and sat up on the bed. Kif got up off the Sofa and headed towards his mirror, so that he could get his uniform straightened out.
“Aie ye! Are we ever going to get this finished?” an angry looking Amy asked.
“The buffoon needs me for some reason, I have to go.” as he headed for the door. Just as he got there, Amy Hopped off the Sofa and Gripped his Palm tightly.
“Now WE ARE Prepared to Watch him” she said, after pressing the door control panel.
Youre coming as well inquired Kif his voice Wiggling a little.
Well, Im not going to Remain in your cabin and Ive nothing else to do, plus I want to Watch how Leela and Fry are doing as she half dragged him out of the room.
Plus I want to let Captain Brannigan know what I think of his Approach of my Kiffy
Oh OK he replied Scarcely Unsure as he Spread back and Strike the lock door button.
After walking along Numerous corridors, they entered the Bridge and stood next to Zapp.
Kif Kroeker reporting as ordered
Ah, youre Ultimately here, just in time to Watch me sign this document with a flourish Zapp replied as he Hiked his pen and then stopped.
Whats wrong, weve delivered the Sofa said Fry/Leela.
Not quite, if you read the Puny print, its required to have a thorough Inspecting Previous to my acceptance answered Zapp with a glint of excitement in his eyes.
Uh, what? answered a Overwhelmed Fry/Leela as she Gripped the paperwork, and Embarked to read with Leela/Fry looking over her shoulder.
“Kif, go and get my Fresh Sofa Prepared for action” ordered Zapp, while sneaking a sly Glance at Fry/Leela.
“Unnngh!… Yes Captain” came the despondent Answer as he turned towards the door.
“Kiffy, I know he’s your Captain, but you are not his slave” Amy said Opening up out an arm, and Capturing hold of his hand.
“But he gave me an order” came the Jumpy Answer as he turned to face her.
“That’s not the kind of order a Captain should give” she replied while Rapidly looking at Leela/Fry, hoping for a nod of confirmation. Leela/Fry turned towards Fry/Leela and appeared to whisper something in her ear.
“Amy, Remain out of this, it’s none of your business” ordered Fry/Leela.
“He’s my Bf and you are agreeing with this buffoon! Spleesh!” responded Amy angrily, as she Thrust a finger into Zapp’s flabby midriff.
“Amy Peaceful down, this is Inbetween Zapp and Kif” came the Answer from Leela/Fry, who looked Overwhelmed at her reaction.
“He Handles Kif like a Chunk of garbage! If he won’t stand up for himself, I’ll do it” shouted Amy venomously as she forcibly jabbed her balled up Knuckle into Zapp, making him to take an involuntary step backwards, towards his chair.
“Oof, that hurt” Choked Zapp as he patted the Sphere of impact.
“Amy, Sate Peaceful down, I know you Enjoy me and care for me, but he’s my captain” meekly said Kif.
“Kif, unless something is done, he’ll keep on walking all over you, and I don’t want a doormat for a future husband, you dont deserve that.” replied Amy as she turned to face him, her eyes Broad with anger.
“Me!? your husband!” stuttered Kif as he looked Confused by this revelation, colour Kicking off to drain from him as his camouflage Answer started.
“You and him, married, I’ve more Opportunity with Leela” interjected a chuckling Zapp.
“You’ve no chance, Fry is the only one for me” responded Fry/Leela, while avoiding the Astonished Gawp from Leela/Fry.
Amy spun away from the now partially invisible Kif, took one step towards Zapp and before anyone could stop her, she Shoved him so hard, that he toppled Rearwards over the Captain’s Chair, landing on his head and knocking him senseless.
“Amy!?…wh!…wha!… why did you do that?” spluttered Fry/Leela after a few seconds of Overwhelmed Muffle had past.
“I know, I just got so angry, I couldn’t stop myself” she replied, her cheeks now Crimson with shame instead of anger.
“Guess we’d Nicer help him, he looks Earnestly hurt” a Overwhelmed Leela/Fry said.
“Amy, I hope you never do that again” said Kif
“I won’t, I just ….” she replied as she broke down in tears. The re-materialising Kif walked up to her and Delicately Packaged his arms, around her Figure and gave her a comforti
ng hug.
Leela and Fry walked Plump the Tabouret and made a Duo of valiant Tries to Raise Zapp’s unconscious Figure off the floor.
“Sheesh, he is heavy, Happy he ain’t my brother” said Fry/Leela
“I think we’re going to need that Burden Dolly again, you’d Nicer order Bender to get it, Amy and Kif are in no Posture to help at the moment” he whispered
“Bender, go and get the dolly, so that we can Stir Zapp to somewhere else”
“Yeah, like the Disposition unit” responded Bender with a mock salute
“Looking at that cut, he’s going to need a Hospital, we should take him back to Earth.” said Leela/Fry.
“What about the Nimbus’s sick bay?” enquired Fry/Leela
“Well it would have all the Rig to attend to Zapp”, replied Kif, “But the nurses Deny to Treat him after the, erm… Groin lice ointment application incident” added Kif uncomfortably.
“Riiiggghhht!” said Fry/Leela with a bemused Glance on her face.
“So it would be Hottest if you could take him back to earth with you” said Kif
“Yeah, so you going to Remain here and captain The Nimbus?” asked a hopeful Fry/Leela, looking at Leela/Fry.
“No I’m not, Kif is captain now, I think!” came the forceful response.
“Captain Kif! That has a Ultra-cute ring to it” said Amy as she looked up from his shoulder.
****
Bender approached the door to the bridge with some trepidation, the thought of a rampant Lt. Adaoye waiting beyond Packed his circuits with fear.
Bender, why havent you left the bridge yet? asked Fry/Leela, as she looked up from the injured Shape of Zapp.
Im being quiet, so as not to disturb the Loser responded Bender.
You Glance like youre in Dread of the door to me shot back Leela/Fry
Yeah, theres a Chick DOOP Officer out there, who cant keep her Arms off me came back the unusually shameful reply.
Benders Got A Girlfriend! sang Fry/Leela before a Palm whacked him Throughout the cheek.
Oops, it looks like Fry just Strike me. thought Leela/Fry to herself.
Why did you Strike me, Lee .. err Fry? asked Fry/Leela as he Touched her cheek
Sorry, Left behind who I was for a 2nd truthfully replied Leela/Fry
Jeez, you 2 are more Boned up than that Lieutenant is, still thinking youre each other! Shrieked back Bender, as he Spread his Palm towards the door panel and then Instantaneously withdrew it.
You open the door for him, Fry ordered Fry/Leela to Leela/Fry.
OK, Ill help the Massive Courageous Robot open the door came the sarcastic Answer as he stepped Forth and pressed the open door button on the panel.
Bender, go and get the Burden Dolly, NOW! ordered Fry/Leela while pointing to the open door.
Thats the Leela I know, back to yourself said Bender as he Leisurely shuffled to the door, stuck his head out for a Swift look, then with no sign of Adaoye, he ran out the bridge and down the corridor.
Nicely Done, I thought that was me for a 2nd Leela/Fry Murmured to Fry/Leela after walking over to her.
I thought I was you for a 2nd she responded in a whisper.
Maybe this Interchange is having after effects, you could end up with parts of my personality and vice-versa Leela/Fry Murmured back
Cooool! responded Fry/Leela out aloud.
Thats not what I meant, and keep your voice down a severe whisper came back.
Leela, Fry instead of standing there whispering, can you check on Zapp, Sate asked Kif.
Hows Amy? asked Leela/Fry as they Leaned down to check on Zapp.
Im OK, Im in Kifs arms. she responded through Rip stained eyes as she looked up to face them.
****
Lt. Adaoye got up off her Sofa and wandered around her Apartment for the umpteenth time, then sat down again and Positioned her head in her hands.
I lost Bender, I not know what to do! she said to herself
Lt. Adaoye, report for guard duty outside the Captains Quarters a voice ordered over the intercom.
I going now she Shrieked at the microphone on the wall, as she Transferred it on her way out of the door.
I think they heard you say that back at Head Quarters on Earth came the sarcastic response, to a now empty room.
Lt. Linehan your Colleague will be with you shortly, shes on her way and seems a bit steamed. the intercom informed him.
Youre sending me Lt. Adaoye, again. She left here Pursuing after the Planet Express robot, a Mr. Bender.
She was guarding the Apartment and left her duty?
No, we were moving the Captains Fresh Sofa into his Apartment at the time.
Thats OK then. Sheath be with you shortly.
Bender raced down the corridor, his threat assessment circuits Humming with activity, his radar systems scanning ahead and behind constantly.
He rounded the last corner before the Lovenasium and Spotted Lt Lenihan standing outside the door.
“Hey Microskirt Stud what are you still doing here?” asked Bender
“I’m guarding the Buffoons quarters! Whats it Glance like, you rusty bucket of bolts!” replied Lt Lenihan causticly
“Ohhh Touch™!” replied Bender “You know I could get to like you kid”
“Yeah well pity you aint gonna have the time” said Lt Lenihan “Lt Adeoye is on her way back here right now
AWWW CRAP! exclaimed Bender half in fear, half in irritation.
He then Gripped Burden dolly and ran hell for leather back the way he had come, his Iron limbs flailing Insanely as he propelled himself and the dolly through the myriad of corridors of the Nimbus.
His onboard sensors picked up a Fastly approaching signal, one that matched a profile he’d created earlier, one that Impressed Dread into his circuits.
“OOOOOOOOOOOH GOD! ITS HER!” He thought.
Bender glanced around himself Scare stricken.
Finding no where to hide, he stopped the dolly and leapt on to it. Then he retracted his Mitts Gams and head into his Figure Providing the appearance of a Ordinary Plain container and Definitely not the object of Lt Adaoye’s desires.
Bender remained in his Compact mode till Lengthy after the signal had ceased. He Mildly popped his head out of his Figure just far enough for his eyes to scan 360` to check the coast was clear.
Ok Gotta be fast! said Bender, Worried that Lt Adaoye would return. With that he leapt off the dolly and high tailed it back towards the bridge.
Lt Adaoye arrived at Zapp’s quarters and was greeted by a bemused Lt Lenihan.
Glad to Watch you could make it he said sarcastically
I sorry I was looking for Bender she replied
Oh? Well you just missed him! said Lenihan.
What! OH MY GOD! I MUST CATCH HIM! she exclaimed
Adaoye Embarked to Flip Plump to leave when Lenihan deftly Gripped her by the shoulder and with his other Palm Pinned her nose in a near Ideal demonstration of the Arcturain Kung-Fu sleeping nose pinch.
Lt Adaoye sighed Mildly before crumpling to the floor unconscious.
Yes, I Indeed think Leela would have been proud of that one herself said Lenihan smugly to no one in particular.
Fry, Leela, Kif, and Amy stood over the prone Shape of Zapp when the Bridges doors Embarked to open before being Penetrated to Chunks as Bender barrelled the hover dolly through the door.
That Dame is unstoppable I tell you Shrieked Bender.
What woman? chorused Leela, Fry, Amy and Kif, looking through the Broad open hole.
That Adaoye woman, she won’t stop Pursuing me. I had to turn turtle and Stash from her.
Well at least you got the Dolly here, now what do we do with Zapp, we’ve no Apartment on the ship”, said Leela/Fry
“Unless you chuck him in the Burden Hold”, said the returning Bender Thrusting the Dolly carelessly into Zapp, then Tossing his Arms in the air, when there was no Answer from the prone Zapp.
“Hey, I’ve an idea” said Amy
“What?” asked Leela/Fry.
“Kiffy, can find somewhere for me to sleep, then I could Stir out of my cabin, and Remain here with Kif, while you transport Zapp to Earth.”
“I don’t know if that’s a Excellent idea Amy”, the Fresh Improvised Captain answered.
“Aww, pwease Kiffy” she answered Providing him her Hottest sad puppy look.
“Hoo, heh heh, I’ll Watch what I can do” he answered while Attempting to suppress his nerves.
Amy Leaned Forth and gave him a Swift Smooch on the cheek “I knew you were the right Guy for me” she said, Winking her eyes Fastly at him.
“OK, that’s that then, Amy Lingers with Kif” said Fry/Leela before Leela/Fry could say anything in disagreement.
“Let’s get the out-of-it fatso, to the ship then” menti
oned Bender, as he hauled Zapp’s insensible carcass unceremoniously onto the Burden dolly, then Embarked to Shove it towards the Penetrated bridge doors.
Everyone Observed Bender carelessly Thrust the dolly and Zapp through the Lingers of the doors, adding a few more bumps to Zapp’s head in the process.
Leela, Fry and Amy followed the robot down through the Nimbus’s main carridors and walkways towards the docking bays.
They gave the occasional flinch as Bender played Bumper cars with the Dolly, Zapp’s head and the corridor doors and walls.
Shouldnt we tell Bender to be more careful with Zapp? said Fry/Leela
Nah! came the Answer with Kinky glint in Leela/Frys eyes.
After a Brief time longer, which Spotted Bender managing to catch Zapps head Inbetween Three sets of elevator doors and collide with several more Fixed objects the Gang Ultimately entered Docking Bay Five and Spotted the comforting site of the PE ship.
My work here is done, off to get some booze said Bender leaving the Burden Dolly at the bottom of the steps and then Embarked up them into the Planet Express ship.
Err, Bender you Left behind something Shrieked Leela/Fry after him pointing at the inert Shape of Zapp on the Dolly.
Like what? To give you your Decent brain back? came the Silenced Answer from above.
He knows! Murmured Fry/Leela to Leela/Fry.
No, he knows something is wrong, but doesnt know what, well have to be more careful in front of him she Murmured back.
Guh, why are you 2 whispering, me and Kiffy already know what happened, and Bender isnt anywhere near remarked Amy from just behind them.
Both Leela and Fry spun around to face Amy at speed.
Youve told Kif? asked an exasperated Leela/Fry.
Well, I had to, he needed cheering up and I thought it might make him laugh she nervously answered
What did you tell him?
Just that you 2 had Interchanged minds and that Zapp was possibly Attempting get Fry into bed
OK, guess that would have amused him came the Answer while sneaking a Swift Glance at Fry/Leelas Appalled face. He wont tell anyone? Leela/Fry continued
He said he wont and I believe him defiantly answered Amy.
OK, now what do we do about Zapp? asked Fry/Leela
Well, looks like were going to have to Stir him. Fry you Capture the legs, Amy you Capture the head, Ill get the middle ordered Leela/Fry.
Buh, why dont we take him through the Burden hold on the Dolly, then we only need to Raise him onto my Sofa mentioned Amy.
Yeah, lets do that answered Fry/Leela with a Glance of Ease Opening up Throughout her face.
That is easier, dont know why I Suggested the other way said Leela/Fry
Maybe you Desired to Display Fry what his Figure can do! mischievously responded Amy.
Hey, its not that bad, is it? asked Fry/Leela, as Amy and Leela/Fry looked at each other and gave a knowing wink.
Ill Shove the Burden Dolly to Amys cabin with her help, while you go and make Confident everything is in order on the Bridge advised Leela/Fry.
Thats my job moving Burden came the Scarcely downhearted response.
I know, but were still Attempting to Loser Bender, Reminisce shot back Leela/Fry
OK, I Left behind who I was for a second, dont know why However came the Answer as Fry/Leela looked down towards the floor and then Delicately patted her bosom, before heading up the steps into the ship.
OK Amy, lets get the Burden into the ship as Leela/Fry motioned with his Palm towards the Dolly.
You want me to Shove it? asked a Astonished Amy.
No, you lead the way and work the Burden Hold door and lift, Ill Shove the Dolly came the Imperious response.
If you want to keep fooling Bender, Activity more like Fry and not you mentioned Amy as she walked towards the Burden Hold doors.
I am acting like Fry, arent I? came the quizzical response.
Some of the time you are, but you Chat like Leela and not like Fry
I hadnt realised that, been getting used to 2 eyes and acting like him.
Guess it must seem funny still, looking at yourself Sans a mirror?
It does, Albeit hopefully Ill be me tomorrow and not Fry Leela/Fry replied.
I hope we do Switch back, this Figure is my Fattest Contest ever! she wistfully thought.
I think its cute, you being Fry, it gives you a unique Glance at life responded Amy but it will be Excellent to have you back to normal she added Rapidly before Leela/Fry could shoot back a response.
OK, Amy enough of this conversation, lets get Zapp to your cabin ordered Leela/Fry
Sure, no problem. Ill go and get to the controls for the Burden Hold as she noticed that Leela/Fry had Shoved a jacket sleeve up and was looking for a Duo of seconds with some bewilderment at a Nude arm.
****
Fry/Leela walked into the bridge and sat down in the Captains chair.
Now, what would Leela do? he asked himself, before pressing a green button on the console in front of him. A faint clicking noise from behind, Shortly caught his attention, but was forgotten Almost as quick.
Aww Crud, what did I press! he said to himself, before noticing just above the button was a label Telling ICS.
Wonder what ICS means? he contemplated for a 2nd or two, before he spun the Tabouret around and stood up.
Id Nicer go and ask Leela he said to himself, then walked to the Bridge Door, pressed the Open Button on the panel and looked Astonished when it never opened.
Stupid Door, Open Shrieked Fry/Leela at it, as he continued to Shove the button.
****
OK Amy, you open the door. said Leela/Fry
Eye Eye Tormentor she answered with a glint in her eyes as she pressed the open door button on the panel to her cabin.
Amy, you go in first, then we can get it Hiked onto your Sofa ordered Leela/Fry
OK she responded and headed into her cabin, followed a Duo of seconds later by Leela/Fry and the Dolly carrying Zapp.
Amy, you Capture the legs, Ill Capture his middle and then well Shove him onto your Sofa ordered Leela/Fry Its a pity the Dolly doesnt come with a tilt feature, then I could have dropped him onto the Sofa a thought Abruptly occurred.
I was going to Fill some clothes for my Remain on The Nimbus, while you did that answered Amy from next to her wardrobe.
Normally, I would have tried, but not in this body! came the caustic response, as she pointed at the flabby gut.
Shall I call Bender? asked Amy as she walked over to the Dolly.
No I think we can manage this, just Shove his Gams and hopefully hell Spin onto the Sofa answered Leela/Fry as she Embarked to Shove Zapp forward.
Ill take the Dolly back to the Burden Bay and then check on Fry, while you Embark to Fill for your Remain ordered a Scarcely out of breath Leela/Fry after theyd got Zapp onto Amys bed.
You Glance like you need a rest, not more work remarked Amy.
Ill go slowly, you be careful, I dont trust Zapp came the Answer as Leela/Fry left the room.
Spluh, hes unconscious, what can he do? retorted Amy as she turned back towards her wardrobe.
Hey skintube, where did you Splatter the carcass? asked Bender Flapping a beer bottle at the empty Dolly, as he met Leela/Fry outside Frys Cabin.
We got Zapp to Amys cabin. came the response.
Left him on the floor, did you?
We got him onto the bed, Sans your help came the cynical response. Oops, that was me and not Fry responding, Ive got to be more careful in front of Bender
Fry, youre not impressing anyone by acting and Conversing like Leela, so give it up.
Sure buddy, Im just not myself today
Thats right, youre not. Im off to tell Leela that youre still mimicking her as he turned and set off up the corridor.
Jeez, humans as he approached Amys cabin.
That was close, Almost gave us away. Ill have to be quick, I need to get to Fry before Bender. thought Leela/Fry, as she set off purposefully towards the Burden bay.
Ive Packed my suitcases, Prepared for my stay. Now I need to Switch out of my Sundress as its Muddy Amy said to herself, wiping the smallest speck of dust off of her, before Leaning down and taking off her shoes. Tossing the Muddy Sundress into her laundry basket, she Leaned down and opened a drawer at the bottom of the wardrobe.
Ooh, my head and where am I? mumbled Zapp as he opened his eyes after coming Plump on Amys bed.
Sitting up and having a Swift Glance around the Apartment he espied a purple G-string Glazed fema
le Buns facing him.
mmmm Candy he thought as he Calmly got off the Sofa and headed towards what he hoped wasnt an hallucination.
Amy picked up the Trousers and top of her Neat sweatsuit, Positioned them Cautiously on the floor and was closing the drawer, when she felt something Slap her bottom.
Instinctively she Wanked her left Gam Rearwards and upwards and was Astonished when it connected with something.
Ooof, you kicked Lil’ Zapp and his Mates came a Habitual voice Screaming in agony, before a Knuckle connected with his face. He span Throughout the Apartment and thumped head Highly first into the door, rendering him unconscious again.
You OK in there meatball, I heard .. wow!, you Indeed dont like him! said Bender as he walked in, and noticed the comatose Shape of Zapp.
Bender, put Zapp on my bed, while I get Clad stated Amy, as she turned around and Leaned down to put on the sweatsuit Trousers and boots.
So, what happened, tell me all the gory details ordered Bender as he Hiked Zapp onto the bed.
I was Switching my clothes, when he patted my bottom, so I Strike him she answered
Thats all, you humans are too Fragile a robot wouldnt care if you Massaged its Bootie came Benders incredulous response.
Why would anyone want to Paw your ass? answered Amy as she zipped up her sweatsuit top and turned to face him.
I have fem-bots fainting when they Watch my Bootie replied Bender with some pride.
Youll have to cut down on the beer then, thats Most likely the cause replied Amy sarcasm lacing her voice, as she picked up the suitcases and headed out the door.
****
ICS, now what do you do? asked Fry/Leela to the button, after Ultimately Providing up on the door and Determining to sit back in the Captains chair.
Idiots Control Switch, I Can Save, Indigo Color Sky went through Frys mind as variations for what the letters meant.
A Noisy knocking on the door and someone Screaming his name, Gripped his attention.
Leela, that you he Shrieked as he got out of the Tabouret and ran to the door.
Open the door Fry, It wont open for me.
I cant, it wont open again.
What did you do this time? asked Leela/Fry as she stood Arms balled up on his Thighs in an authoritarian pose.
I pressed a button on the console, and know the doors wont open. The intermail system says You had mail.
Which button did you press?
I pressed a button labeled ICS, dont know what it did
Now youre standing like Leela, Im off back to my booze said Bender as he walked up behind Leela/Fry, then turned around, thumped both Arms against the side of his head in exasperation, and wandered down the corridor.
Bender, the door wont open, Im waiting for Leela to Accomplish Leela/Fry Shrieked after him as if to explain what hed seen.
You pressed the Inverse Control System button, everything on the bridge is reversed she told Fry/Leela after turning back to face the door.
What do I do?
Press the button again, everything should work normally then.
OK he replied as her set off Throughout the bridge and pressed the ICS button on the console, followed Almost Instantly by the sound of someone purposefully marching towards him.
I cant EVEN leave you alone FOR A Duo OF MINUTES Sans YOU Ravaging UP! Shrieked Leela/Fry at the top of his voice.
Leela .. err Fry, Abandon Screaming like that, otherwise Bender will hear you said Amy from the open doorway.
Amy, you keep out of this and get to The Nimbus before we leave with you came the caustic response.
Spleesh Leela, if you want to Loser Bender about what happened, then do this when you are you. Fry Porks up all the time.
Hey, what do you mean? responded a Astonished Fry/Leela.
OK Amy, Ill Peaceful down, just to stop Bender finding out, now you go and have a Excellent time on The Nimbus said Leela/Fry turning towards her.
Oh, I will, dont worry she replied grinning from ear to ear, before disappearing from the open door.
Next time, Glance before you press any button. You could have pressed the Dark Matter Ejection System, then wed have been stuck here she Proclaimed to Fry/Leela.
OK, Ill Attempt to be careful he meekly replied
Now, go and sit back there, while I Switch roles us out of here she ordered as she sat pointed Fry/Leela toward the back of the bridge while sitting down in her chair.
OK as he trudged off
Planet Express Ship to Captain Kif, Demanding permission to depart The Nimbus
Permission granted and Excellent luck with Zapp
Hell be no problem, Watch you at Earth
Leela/Fry pressed the illuminated button marked Main Engine Embark , then
slowly moved the Strangle control lever down to Switch roles power.
The thrum from the engines Embarked to Switch pitch and build in Power to a whine.
Slowly but surely, the ship edged Rearwards until it had cleared the Docking Bay doors, turning the ship to the left, she moved the Strangle lever up to Utter power, then entered their destination into the autopilot.
Its been a Lengthy day, lets go to Sofa he said after Rolling the Tabouret to face Leela/Fry.
You mean? came the Astonished response
Not that.
Oh! as a Brief Glance of excitement Switched to abject disappointment.
I think its Hottest if you sleep in my cabin, and I sleep in yours, just in case we Interchange Figures again.
Leela, if we Interchange back, I’ll miss these she answered cupping the Yam-sized Cleavage protruding outwards.
FRY! as she Flapped his Palm around whacked him Throughout the face, and stormed out of the bridge.
Leela, why did you do that? as he followed, Pawing the spot where the Palm had connected.
You can be Indeed Bimbo at times, Telling something like that to a Dame is not a Smart idea
I need to Train him a lesson for that remark, but how?
Sorry Leela he responded the Reddening of the cheeks Enlargening the Crimson Palm mark.
You will be, now I know what the lesson will be!
****
Captain Kif Kroeker and Amy walked through the myriad of corridors towards Zapp’s Quarters.
“Amy, I still don’t think this right!…using Zapp’s quarters” said Kif uneasily
“Spleesh, you are the Captain, so you have to sleep in there, what will the rest of the Team think?” She replied
“But, I’m not the real Captain”
“Kif, while Zapp is out of action, you ARE the Captain, so you have to Activity like one”
“Amy, I know you want the Hottest for me, but ….” his voice trailing off as he noticed 2 Youthful lieutenants, standing guard outside Zapp’s Quarters.
“Sir, Lieutenants Lenihan and Adaoye reporting” Lt. Lenihan said with a brisk salute.
“Why are you 2 here and not on other duties?” queried Kif
“With the injury to his fatness, we thought it Hottest for us to guard his quarters” replied Lenihan
“Well, my Captain Kiffy is here, so you can go” ordered Amy.
“With all due respect Ma’am, 1st officer kroeker is the Captain, not you” was the brisk, but polite response
“Amy, we’re only going in, so you can Glance around, and then I’ll find you some Appropriate quarters” said Kif as he Leaned Forth and typed in Zapp’s pass code.
“Kif, what do yo… Oh my” said Amy with a Glance of surprise as she noticed what lay beyond the Dual doors.
Zapp’s Quarters, otherwise known as the Lovenasium, to it’s owner, was like Coming in through the doors of the plushest, yet somehow tackiest, suite on the top floor of the most expensive hotel in Fresh New York. In front of Amy and Kif, was the Fresh Heart-Shaped Multi-Sensory Bed, on the walls were Photos of the “great” Guy himself in various poses that were copies of classic art, including one that could only be described as ‘Mona Zapp’.
The gold surrounds to the Photos directly matched the candlesticks, goblets, medals and other paraphernalia that was scattered all over the shelves and table tops.
The furnishing’s were individually, of the finest quality and taste, yet grouped together as they had been by Zapp, the effect was hideous.
On the roof directly above the bed, was a painting of Zapp’s Hottest Conquest, when he Ultimately made it with a Dame in bed.
“So Amy, you still think I ought to sleep in here?” asked Kif as Positioned one of Zapp’s ill-gotten medals back onto a shelf.
“Kiffy, this place is the best, and yes we should Remain here tonight”
“We?” a Confused Kif replied, as a strapless bra, looped itself around his righ
t ear.
“If you turn around and look, you’ll Watch what I mean” replied Amy with mischief lacing her voice.
Kif Leisurely turned around to face Zapp’s bed, and Almost fell over in shock at the Glance of Amy Lounging Nude on her stomach, Soles pointing towards the ceiling, Mitts Decorating her breasts, as she looked expectantly up at him.
“Amy, where are your clothes?” he stutteringly asked.
“Well, you Emerge to be wearing my bra” she chuckled in a Answer before noticing that his face had gone a darker shade of green, before he Embarked to fade out of sight, leaving his uniform Clearly Draping in space..
“Amy, I’m Astonished at you, you don’t need to do that for me” he responded, and turned so that his back faced Amy.
“Kiffy, I didn’t mean to embarrass you”, she responded as she got off the bed, Leaned down and pulled her Undies on.
“Amy, I’m just not used to Witnessing Nymphs undressed”
“I Left behind that I’m your Highly first girlfriend”, she said as she rescued her Brassiere from his ear, and then Positioned her left Palm around his shoulders.
“Amy, Sate get Clad again” he whispered.
“Sure, I’ll do it just for you” as she Rapidly kissed, then turned and went to get dressed.
“I know you Desired it to be a Ultra-cute surprise for me, but it wasn’t necessary, I like you as you are.” his voice wobbling with nerves.
“That’s Jummy of you Kiffy, I’ll Attempt and Reminisce that you are special”
“Are you Clad yet? I want to leave this room, I can’t stand the buffoon Gawping at me all the time, with that Smirk on his face.” looking down at the floor, in an effort to avoid the Gawping eyes from a painting of Zapp, before he Embarked to fade back to his usual colour..
“Nearly done, and it’s my fault, I should never had Suggested Witnessing this room” came the Answer as she Linked up her boots.
“I still have to find you somewhere to sleep, my cabin isn’t Massive enough for both of us”
“You’ll find me somewhere, as Lengthy as it’s close to you, I’ll be happy.” as she walked up and Gripped Kif by the Palm and headed for the doors.
****
Fry, can you do something for me? asked Leela/Fry as they stopped outside her cabin.
Yes, anything you want came the Answer as her eye Winked Fastly in anticipation of something Excellent happening.
My Gams need waxing, its been a Duo of days since I last did them, and they could be getting unsightly
Why are you worried? You keep them Glazed up all the time he responded, while pulling the sides of the Figure hugging Trousers as proof.
A Woman has to Glance her Hottest all the time, it doesnt matter what shes wearing came the curt response.
Ok, it cant be that hard, can it?
Everything you need is in the bathroom cabinet, if you need help call me
I can Treat it, Watch you tomorrow as he opened the door and walked in.
Hopefully, Ill be me and youll be you she wistfully responded and headed for Frys cabin.
Fry/Leela stood and Gawped at the immaculately Neat Apartment for a moment or two, Wow, this place is spotless, License Nicer be careful he thought to himself and then headed into the bathroom.
The lights in the ceiling of the bathroom sparkled off the metallic surrounds to the mirror, shower Ride and faucets reminded Fry of what Mud his bathroom was. If Im to stand a Opportunity with Leela, I guess Im going to have to get Nicer and not be as untidy he unhappily mused to himself as he opened the bathroom cabinet doors.
A Swift inspection of the cabinet, Uncovered Numerous bottles of shampoo, shower gels, as well as scrunchies, shower caps and other assorted Nymphs toiletries. After moving several boxes of FamTax, he located the Wax-U-Like, Sleek Gam Kit and Positioned it on the top, before closing the doors.
Sheesh, you sure do keep a Neat cabinet, and an awful lot of Private hygiene stuff he said aloud to the now sort of Habitual reflection of Leelas face in the mirror.
Taking the Cell for the cabinet, he walked out of the Apartment and sat on her Sofa and Embarked to read with horror, what Gam Waxing actually required him to do.
Ive got to put Warm Paraffin wax onto my .. her legs, Glaze it with paper, and then when cool, peel it off he Eagerly said to himself.
Leaning towards a control panel on the wall at the Cushion end of the bed, he pressed the button to contact his cabin.
Fry here came the response.
Leela its me, you sure you want me Paraffin wax your legs? he asked nervously.
We dont know how Lengthy this will last, so yes, youre going to have to do it came back the matter of fact response.
But Ive got to put Warm Paraffin wax on your Gams and then Liquidate it, and that sounds painful
I know that Fry, Ive done it in the past. Just close your eyes, grit your teeth and pull on the paper as Rigid and as Swift as you can, when the Paraffin wax has cooled, then it wont hurt as much.
OK, Ill Attempt it, but I dont want to Wreck your Gams for you.
Fry, just get on with it, theyll heal in time, plus my Trousers will Glaze any mistakes you make she irritably answered before closing the connection.
Ok Fry, youre going to have to do this, otherwise youll disappoint Leela., he thought to himself, as he Ultimately Leaned towards her Soles and Embarked to Liquidate her boots.
Ive always Desired of Unwrapping Leela, but not like this as his mind wandered off at a tangent, when Leelas shapely Gams came more into view, as he Liquidated her pants.
Sheesh, theres Almost no hairs on these Gams he said aloud to himself, after hed Downright Uncovered her legs, and Cautiously folded the Trousers up next to the boots, before Capturing the Cell and heading back into the bathroom, closing the door after hed entered.
After Packing the Bury with boiling water and placing the tube of Paraffin wax into it, he Determined to make a closer inspection of the cabinet, in case Leela asked him to use anything else in there. A Duo of minutes later, he Mildly rescued the tube, and sat down on the toilet, and Spread out her Gams in front.
Guess License Nicer do this now, otherwise Ill never Embark he thought bravely to himself, as he opened the top of the tube and Tucked the spatula provided.
JEEZ, OUCH! THAT HURTS! he Shrieked as the spatula Glazed in Warm wax, Massaged a Nude Gam for the Highly first time. How the HELL does Leela do this! went However his Agony shattered mind.
One-eye you alright, I heard your scream., a Habitual robotic voice Shrieked from the other side of the door.
Bender, what are you doing in my room, I was just Liquidating some excess hair off Leelas ..err my legs. The Paraffin wax is a bit Warm he Rapidly replied.
You human females, always Liquidating things, unlike us robots was the laconic response
Id Nicer not stop now, the Paraffin wax will get too cold, he said to himself through gritted teeth, as he Shoved the spatula down the legs, leaving a trail of wax, as Rapidly as he could he reached down and Positioned a Chunk of paper over it.
Phew, that wasnt that bad, Nicer Accomplish the rest off! his subconscious told him. A Duo of minutes later, and one near miss of waxing the back of a Gam to the toilet, he looked with Fulfillment at a pair of white paper Glazed legs.
Hey, you do have more than white tank tops shouted Bender from the bedroom.
Bender, leave Leelas things .. err my things alone. he answered quickly.
There you go again, you and Fry are Indeed screwy today, getting all Combined up.
Its my .. errr. time for errr stammered Leela/Fry as the words he Desired use dried up.
OK, not that Im bothered, just never seen you this way before.
Thats True! Stud are these Gams itching he thought
Id Nicer Liquidate this wax, its getting a Lil’ Awkward he said to himself, as he reached down and Delicately Embarked to pull a Undress off of her legs. HOLY HELL, THAT HURTS he Shrieked at the top of her voice.
Let ole Bender help you as the bathroom door opened.
Bender, its rude to Come in a womens toilet, unannounced said a Overwhelmed Fry/Leela looking up, Rapidly placing a Palm over her crotch.
Hey, I dont care. Im a Man-Bot and have no interest in you, honey. I know what to do, Amy said she did this to her arms, last week as he Leaned down and before Fry/Leela could react, pulled one the Chunks of paper down the Gam at pace. The ensuing Wail that followed would have Frightened the Trousers off of any ghost.
Bender
, you could have warned me. That stings! was the eventual Answer through a Rip Packed eye.
Yeah, but then it wouldnt have been as funny
That wasnt funny, now get out of my cabin and let me Accomplish this, MYSELF Fry/Leela shouted back and pointed towards the door, as he remembered that, what Bender had just done with the paper, was what Leela had told him to do earlier.
Sometimes you humans confuse me, one minute all brave, the next Whining like a Lil’ Beast said Bender as he left the bathroom and then the cabin.
Humans, Happy Im not one went through his brain, as he headed towards Frys cabin.
Reaching towards her knee, he Gripped hold of a Chunk of paper, closed her eye, gritted teeth and Fastly pulled it towards him. This time, the Agony wasnt as bad, but water still escaped from the bottom of her eye. Alright, I did it he mentally congratulated himself, after he had a Swift look. Then, he reached Forth for the next section.
Hey jerkwad, you ought to Watch what Leela is doing Proclaimed Bender as he walked into Frys Cabin.
Youve been in m.. there? Leela/Fry responded.
Yeah, I was booze hunting, when I heard a scream, so I went to look
Is she alright? License Nicer go and find out came the Worried response.
Nah, she knows what to do now, after I helped her.
What did you do?
I Displayed her Amys way of Liquidating Paraffin wax from her legs
AMY’S WAY! I’d Nicer go and Watch if shes alright Abruptly responded Leela/Fry as she barged past Bender and out the door.
Humans, no wonder I drink all this booze muttered Bender as he turned and Observed Fry leave the room.
Thats all of the Paraffin wax removed, and I cant Watch any difference he said to himself, as he stood up to admire his work, once hed Liquidated the last of the paper after some time and a lot of willpower had been used up. Leaving the bathroom, he Abruptly realised that hed left white paper was Sprayed Throughout the floor.
Ill Neat up after Ive got her Trousers back on he contemplated to himself as he sat down on the bed, and Embarked to put them on.
Fry, you alright asked Leela/Fry as she entered the cabin.
Yeah, Glance I did it Sans Damaging your Gams as he stopped pulling up the pants, so the she could see.
Youve done a Excellent job, not bad for a Highly first attempt
Thanks. It Indeed hurt at Highly first as he Ended off pulling up her pants.
OK, now I know youre OK, Im off to bed, Watch you tomorrow Leela/Fry said as she turned and left the cabin.
Night Leela Fry/Leela replied before closing the door after her, and then sat down on her Sofa and Embarked to take off her tank top before realising that he had no idea of what Leela might wear in bed, if anything.
Guess she don’t wear her Brassiere and Undies in bed, so I’ll have to find something. he thought as he wandered over to her Pecs of drawers. Cautiously avoiding the drawer marked underwear, he opened one of the others and found her night things.
He looked in awe at the neatness of the drawer, her nightdresses all stacked on the left and her pyjamas all stacked on the right. After picking up one or 2 of the nightdresses, he walked over to the mirror and Restricted them up to Watch how it would Glance on her body.
This one is sooo Leela! he said holding up the low cut front, green satin one. Have to Watch her in this he added, before taking off her Garb and pulling the nightdress over her head and down her body, he gave a Swift Jiggle in front of the mirror and stood for a few seconds admiring the amount of Cleavage showing.
I Enjoy to Glance at her body, so why do I feel wrong? he thought after realising that it seemed strange for him to be ogling.
I hope she don’t mind this, if we Interchange he said to himself as he walked over to the Sofa and got in.
To Be Concluded .. But When And In How Many More Installments?
The names have been Switched (slightly) to protect the innocent? Any familiarity with people living (or like the authors maybe come – dead) is purely Willfull and apologies to be Suggested if required.