Authors notes:
Well, here it is. The conclusion to my No more secrets Futurama fanfic.
I hope itll live up to your expectations, Tho’ it Most likely wont since
its Highly Rock-hard to keep up with Fresh ideas on one concept and at the same time
make it as Superb as before. Still, cant blame me for not trying, right?
I received feedback that I should not make so many references to Formerly aired episodes. Unfortunately, this part contains a Duo of these as well
but Ill Attempt to keep that in mind if I ever make a sequel or the like.
No more Secrets, Part 2
By Lennie Asserholt
After Fry had Exposed all the events that he had pent up Inwards him for
all this time, Leela didnt Truly know how she should feel. She cared
about Fry, A LOT, she just couldnt bring herself to admit it. She had
standards that a Fellow who she went out with had to have, and Fry didnt even
fulfil a single one of them. Except for one single condition that she
hadnt taken into consideration before…
Leelas mind: …he has to Enjoy me…
Leela was sitting up in her bed, still Demonstrable shaken by Frys memory.
After she had heard Fry Utter his final words in the Fantasy she had Clamped herself in the Forearm to wake up, leaving him there. She needed to be alone,
she needed time to think. And because of the implants Inwards their heads,
times like this was the only ones where she could have some privacy with
herself even Tho’ she felt Truly bad about leaving him behind like that.
Leelas mind: Its Awesome that he still hasnt gone insane. I know I
wouldve Violated down Totally if I had done so much and still to no
avail…..He…He must Truly be in Enjoy with me…
She just kept sitting there for a Lengthy while. A minute? An hour? She did
not Truly know how much time had Transferred until she Ultimately got up, dre essed
and headed for the bridge.
CUT TO: PE ship bridge
Bender was sitting in the pilot seat, drinking as usual. Leela steps into
the room.
Bender: Hey meatbag! Youre up bright and early, Longing some of ol
Benders breakfast cuisine eh?
Leela (she sits down at one of the passenger couches): Thanks Bender but
I’m Truly not hungry.
Bender: Hey? Are you alright? You havent even shown the smallest tendency
to Squeal at me for occupying your seat.
Leela (looks up): Huh? No, its nothing. I was just thinking about
something.
Bender: You and Fry have been acting Truly Bizarre lately, is it something
you cant tell me? Cause in that case, I’ll just go pry it outta Fry. Hes
still asleep in his bunk so that wont Stance too much of a challenge.
Leela: *sigh* Just let it pass Bender, I’m Truly not in the mood.
Bender just Sight quizzically at her, Astonished she didnt even Respond to
that.
Bender: What…IS…with you? Ooooh, Now I get it! Youre in Enjoy with that
squishy skintube arent you?
Leela: What? Noooo…..
Bender (chuckling to himself): Hehe, its about frickin time! Frys been
after you ever since the day you thawed him out. Guess he Ultimately got Tho’ to ya huh? Tho’ I personally cant See what he Observes in you…
Leela: Bender, just be quiet. You have no idea what youre Chatting about.
Bender: Riiight. Just because I’m a robot doesnt mean I’m Foolish like Fry.
All the strange looks you give each other, those times where you just sit
there and Gaze into each others eyes and… urgh… I think I’m getting
sick…
Leela: That wasnt Enjoy bender…
Bender: Oh yeah!? Then what?
Leela: It was….uh…
As on cue, Fry steps into the bridge just in time to interrupt the
conversation and save some embarrassment for Leela.
Fry: Hi Bender, What up? (He Catches sight of Leela sitting on the couch) Oh…hi
Leela….. (He sits himself down at the tactical station, never even Rendezvous Leelas gaze. They sit there in Uncomfortable Muffle for a while. Ultimately Fry speaks.
Fry: So.. Any ideas on how to Finish the delivery?
Bender: Nope! Me and Leela cant do it cause the radiation will Plumb up
our heads, and you cant do it cause the gases will Plumb up your body.
Lets just Drizzle the crates and go home.
Leela (getting an idea): Ah… I think I know a way.
Bender: My suggestion to just Toss Fry out the airlock and have the
mutation done with? Alright! Lets do it! (He gets up)
Leela (getting PO): *GROAN* No, you Pathetic Pretext for a tin can! That is
NOT what I meant!
Both Bender and Fry Sight at quizzically after her Unexpected outburst.
Leela: Uh… I mean… I wasnt thinking about that. There might be another
way, but Ill have to Converse to Fry about it…. (gives Bender an irritated
look) alone!
Bender: Fine! If you Studs want to consummate your so-called relationship
right now, then Ill just go get some well deserved down-time with my
liquor-still. Have fun, chumps! ( he leaves).
Fry: Uh, what was that all about?
Leela: Nothing, hes just Leaping to his own conclusions again.
Fry: Oh. So, what was it you Desired to Converse to me about?
Leela: Well, I have been thinking. When we flew through the asteroid Realm I took control of your Figure temporarily, maybe you could do the same thing
to me if I were to go out there.
Fry: But Leela! If you go out there, you might never come back! Youll go
out of your mind as Shortly as you step out the airlock!
Leela: I know. But perhaps if you could take over at that point, we could
actually pull this through since your mind seems immune to the stuff.
Fry: Hmm. That could work I suppose, but…. are you sure you can trust
me with control over your body?
Leela: …..
Fry: I might lose it halfway through and then youll be gone forever!
Leela: …..
Fry: Sate Leela! I dont think I could Treat it if I lose not only my Chance for you to go out with me but you as my Buddy as well.
Leela: ….. You wont lose me Fry. Its me were Chatting about, remember?
I am the one who usually saves _your_ ass.
Fry: But…
Leela (puts her finger to his mouth): Shhhh. Lets just do it, ok?
Fry: ……..kay…
CUT TO: PE ship Burden bay.
Leela is standing next to the Burden Elevate with the Two hover dollies. She
looks Determined to go through this. She cannot help but contemplate the
fact that she actually proposed this idea herself. Why? Why did she even
think such a thing? Maybe she felt she had to restore some of Frys faith
by this act, or maybe she thought she had to prove herself to him one way
or another. Either way, there was no going back now. In but a few minutes,
her mind would be severely Twisted and Fry would be left at the
controls…
She had given Fry a Strong tranquilizer from the medbay so he was already
sound asleep in his quarters. This was sort of a Dual edged sword. On the
one hand, being asleep was a requirement for this stunt to even work, but
on the other Palm it also dampened the effect of the implant which causes
conversation Inbetween the Two more difficult. Right now however, she was
rather Grateful for that as she could think all of this over Sans his
interference. It wouldnt take Lengthy Tho’ before Fry figured out how to
control her after the extensive lecture she had him go through.
As she thought these last thoughts a Accustomed voice Embarked to sound in her
head.
Frys mind: Leela?
Leelas mind: Yes, I can hear you Fry.
Frys mind: Good, I was Nearly Embarking to give up before I heard some
mumbling. What were you thinking about?
Leelas mind: Oh, nothing. Nothing special.
Frys mind: …. Are you SURE you want to go through with this Leela?
Leelas mind: *sigh* lets just do it already!
Frys mind: ….youre the captain…
Fry Commences to concentrate, as much as he is capable of anyways. Leela Fights with her own self-preservation reflexes for a while but Ultimately gives way to the Investigating thoughts of her friend.
One of her Forearms Spasms a little, the flies up and Hammers Leela squarely in
the face!
Leelas mind: Hey! See it!
Frys mind: Oops! Sorry about that. Fellow this feels weird…
Leelas mind: Attempt to use a Lil’ less force… Mildly now…
Leelas left Forearm Commences to move, it Commences to wave around in the air.
Frys mind: Wooowooo!
Leelas mind: Good! Attempt walking now…
Leelas Gams Commences to Stir slightly… her left Gam takes a step….
then…she falls down with a sounding *thud*!
Leela: Ow! That hurt.
Frys mind: Ahh, sorry! Um… Do you want to quit?
Leelas mind: Just dont that that again ok?
Frys mind: Ill try.
Leela after much effort gets up, and takes a step forward.
Leelas mind: Good. You got that right, now lets go for a walk.
Leela walks around the Burden bay for a minute or two, it seems as if Fry
has gotten the String up of this after all.
Leelas mind: Great! Now lets get this over with.
Leela takes back control for a moment and Commences to operate the Burden life Throughout her WristThingy . The Elevate carries both her and the hover dollies out
of the ship and onto the planets surface. Gas Commences to Leak into the ship
through the open Burden bay but it is Shortly cleared by the already active
ventilation system. A few moments after Leela steps off the lift, it Comebacks to close the opening. Leela, now standing outside, can feel her
consciousness Slide into stupor. Her last thought was Here Goes nothing….
I’m counting on you Fry…
Frys mind: Leela? Leela, can you hear me?
Leela: Duuuh.
Frys mind: Oh man, shes whacked out. I sure hope this works (he Focuses on his love).
Leela (noticing her Figure Commences to Stir by itself): Oooh. Leela moving.
Leela go for ride!
She walks over to the hover dollies and Geysers them with the Three crates.
Leela: Weeeee!
Frys mind: Oh boy, shes Truly out of it. It reminds me so much of that
time… (he Commences to think about the events in The day the earth stood
stupid)
Leela All of a sudden Globs to the ground, Frys attention Clearly distracted.
Leela: Aww, no more Rail for Leela? Leela go make own ride!
Leela Commences to run around Yelling like a fire truck. Fry snaps out of his
flashback, cursing his Brief attention span.
Frys mind: Dammit! I spaced out. Leela? Leela!?
Leela: Oooo, no fire to put out! Maybe Leela MAKE fire!? (She pulls out her
laser gun she Left behind to put away before going out)
Frys mind: Oh my GOD! Shes found her gun! Focus fry, Focus DAMMIT!
Frys face is becoming Crimson and his Figure is sweat profusely from the Extraordinary effort.
Leela (noticing her Palm about to Glob the gun): What? No fire? NO FAIR!
(She Commences to counter Frys remote mind control)
Frys mind: Unnngghhh… No… Dont do this
Leela…..please………..plea..se…
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, Fry and Benders quarters.
Benders All of a sudden awakens by the sound of Fry Chatting in his sleep.
Bender: Huh? (he looks down at him)Hey, Fry! Abandon mumbling about Leela all
the time! A robot is Attempting to get some sleep here.
Fry (in his sleep): …No…Leela….No….
Bender: Hey! HEY! (Fry doesnt wake up) *mumble*. (He gets up)
Bender (looking at Fry with curiosity): Hmm, the meatbag seems to be
dreaming about Leela again huh? Man, he is even more hopeless than
Zoidberg. I wonder what Leela is up to (he walks out).
Entering Leelas quarters, he finds it to be as empty as last weeks beer
bottle collection. Bender then Attempts the bridge, but again to no avail.
Bender: Where _is_ she? Hey, I wonder if….
He walks over to the surveillance monitor and presses a button, the Pic flicker once and then Showcases the outside of the ship. Leela is standing next
to the Two hover dollies, Owning a gun and seems to just be able to hold
it in her hand.
Bender: So, she Determined to Attempt the delivery anyway and now shes gonna kill
herself. Oh well, I guess this Demonstrate is as Superb as anything (he sits down
and opens a Fresh beer).
CUT TO: Outside the PE ship
Leela is still Fighting with Frys control Attempt over the gun.
Leela: Leela…. want…. FIRE! (She manages to get off a shot, it Hammers a
dead tree nearby which Instantaneously Splatter into flames)
Leela (happy like a child): Weee! Fire!
Her attention is diverted from the gun and Fry Grips the Chance to
have her Toss it away.
Leela (watching the gun fly into some bushes): Aw, no more fire…
She Breathes a bit and lets Fry control her again. She walks up to the hover
dollies again and Thrusts them in front of her as she Goes towards the
caves.
CUT TO: PE ship bridge.
Bender: Aw, crap… goodbye Tasty promotion…*sigh* Oh well.. (he chugs
down some more beer and Proceeds to See Leelas Lil’ quest)
CUT BACK TO: Outside the PE ship, Volcano cave.
As Leela approaches the caves, she becomes a bit uneasy but Fry is Determined to not lose control over her again and so she Comes in Sans hesitation.
Leela: Ohh.. spooky…
She moves down the many corridors Prodding the Two hover dollies in front of
her, they Restrain her sightline a bit but other then that everything seems to
be working Superb for once.
She comes Throughout a Phat steel door shaped like a Immense cogwheel.
Leela: Oooh, Large door. Leela knock?
Frys mind: Personally I dont think that would help much, lets just use
the panel thingy next to it.
Leela: Caaaaaaaan dooooo!
Leela walks over to the console and looks down on it. It has several
buttons but Fry (in a Unexpected streak of intelligence) Determines to go with the
button labelled Thrust me. Leela Thrusts it and a faint doorbell sound can
be heard from the other side.
A few moments later the Immense cogwheel Commences to Stir to one side, Exposing a Lush entrance. The outline of several humanoid Bodies can be
seen through the Dazzling light coming from the other side.
Leela: Leela come in peace?
A Masked Fellow approaches Leela
Leader: Are you the Planet Express delivery crew?
Leela: Duuuuh?
The leader Scrapes his head, but notices the crates are marked with the
Planet Express logo.
Leader: I see, well, you are LATE! These Produces shouldve been here
yesterday!
Leela: Leela bring boxes. Joy stuff?
Leader: Eh? Are you alright?
Leela: Leela feel splinter in hand. Leela think Superb otherwise.
Leader: Uh Riiiiight. Anyway, you have the paperwork I have to sign for
these things?
Leela: Leela bring blocky paper thingy, You want?
Leader: Uh, yeah… give it here…
Leela just stands there looking at some stalactites in the cave. Fry
notices and have her take out the clipboard and give it to the man. He
takes it and signs it with some strange symbols.
Leader (hands her the clipboard back): There you go. Now get outta here
before I Determine to steal the crates and put you in the broom closet.
Leela: Leela want play with brooms! Leela make Superb witch!
The leader doesnt play her any attention, he instead has Two guards Spray the crates Inwards the door and leave the dollies by Leelas side. He walks
back into the complex.
Leader (as the door closes behind him): Urgh, if it wasnt for the fact
that were stuck here with the rest of our race Smeared out by chemical bombs
I would never put up with this shit…
Leela: Bye! Come visit again sometime!? (The door closes with a *Clang*)
Frys mind: Phew, that went Sufficiently well. Now lets get you back in here
Leela.
Leela: Awww, Leela want to Remain to Sight at Cute cave…
Frys mind: NO! You dont! Come back here now!
Leela (crossing her arms): NO! I wont Ensue you anymore! You no fun!
Frys mind: I got a candy bar.
Leela: OH! Yummy! (She darts away)
Frys mind: Uh, you gotta bring the dollies or Lee–… uh… the door wont
open…
Leela: Ow phooey. (she mutters something about backseat driving as she gets
back and Grips the dollies)
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, main hall.
Fry, having successfully guided Leela back to the Burden bay with both
dollies, is still sound asleep. Bender, having Observed most of the Performance Throughout the ships monitors, Salutes her in the Burden bay.
Bender: Hey skintube! I must admit Im Strong Amazed by your Immense stupidity! Yessir, I thought only Fry was capable of Tossing himself into Confident death but this, oooh, this was Truly something. Hey, are you even
listening to me?
Leela: Duuuuh?
Frys mind: Come on Leela! Snap out of it! Theres no gas in here, you
should be fine.
Leela (looks as shes getting a headache): Fry?…uuhhh…
Bender (grabbing Leelas wallet): Whats the matter? You snapping out of
it?
Leela: Uhh. Oh my head… Remind me to never do that again…
Frys mind: YES! Leela, we did it!
Leelas mind: We did? I cant Reminisce a thing…
Frys mind: Aw, crap. This is just like last time. Im once again the
unknown hero of the universe… ok, maybe not the universe but still this
planet… ah, maybe not that either but instead….
Leelas mind: Fry, just be quiet.
Frys mind: Oh… ok.
Leela: I’m gonna go get some rest, and then well get the hell outta this
dump.
Leela walks out of the Burden bay.
Bender (counting Leelas money): Youre the boss. Hehe…
CUT TO: Space, near Catastrophicon 5. A few hours later.
The PE ship is Unloading off from the planets surface and is heading for
home.
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, bridge
Leela is at the helm, piloting the ship like she always does, Fry is
sitting on the passenger couch and Bender is pretending to read a book
called understanding human emotion but the book is turned upside down and
he has in fact a robot pornomag Inwards it.
Leela: *sigh* With the engines Bruised itll take Nearly a Utter day to get
back to earth.
Fry: Ugh. Bo-o-ring. What are we gonna do for a Entire day?
Bender (looking up from behind his literature): We can have a laser-gun
duel and Ill bet on Leela.
Fry: Hey? Why Leela? I Strike her Honest and square in that internet Movie game.
Leela: The only reason you Strike me is because I was upset at the fact that
you Demolished my one Chance to find my true home.
Fry: Superb thing we found out you were from earth then.
Leela: It wasnt Fairly what I expected I can tell you that…
Their Petite Converse is interrupted by a Noisy *thud*!
Leela: *groan* What is it THIS time!?
A vidphone comes down from the ceiling and Zapps face flickers into
existence.
Zapp: You are hereby under arrest for Disturbance of established territorial
borders, consorting with the Opponent and… uh…
Leela (annoyed): Lets just skip the details and get right to the point.
What do you want Zapp?
Zapp (seductively): Oh my. The Longing for the Bug zapper has returned, yes?
Leela (disgusted): Would you cut that OUT!? I’m _not_ interested in
sleeping with you _ever_ again! Cant you just accept that?
Zapp (disappointed): No. You know you want me, you just dont know it yet.
But I still will have to detain you and your ship for consorting with the
enemy, (seductively) we can Converse about _us_ later (makes a Smooching Mobility before the vidphone Comebacks to the ceiling)
Leela: Ugh!
CUT TO: Space.
The Nimbus launched fighters that Prostitute the PE ship into one of its many
docking bays. There Showcases up to be no escape this time.
CUT TO: Inwards the Nimbus, Docking bay 12.
The PE ship sets down and is Instantaneously sealed Inwards by Two Phat steel
doors. As the bay is pressurized, the PE ship is surrounded by a platoon of
Zapps Dedicated Boys as well has Zapp himself.
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, bridge.
Leela gets up from the pilot seat.
Leela: *sigh* Well guys, it looks like we will have to deal with Zapp
again. I was hoping Passport never have to See him again since the time he court-
martialled you Fry, but I guess that was just too much to hope for.
Fry: Aw, dont worry Leela. Youll get us out of this, you always do.
Bender: Yeah and if that doesnt work, you can always sleep with him aga-
(*CRASH*)
Leela (making a face and Pawing her hand): Well then, shall we go?
CUT TO: Preceding shot
Zapp (and Kif) is standing by the ship stairs, a Group of the Nimbus Team are standing around him with laser rifles in Palm as Leela, Fry and Bender
walk down.
Zapp: Well, well. We meet in person once more my lovely. Too bad its under
such unfortunate circumstances.
Leela (still annoyed): Look, just Toss us in the brig already. Im Weary of your Stable babble.
Zapp: As the Dame commands. Kif! Prostitute these war criminals to the
detention block, I shall personally interrogate the leader of these
outlaws.
Kif: *sigh* As you say, captain… (Kif and some of the Boys take Bender and
Fry away)
Zapp: Now then my pretty, lets find out who youre working for… (he Commences walking towards the detention block with a laser gun pointed towards
Leela)
Leela: Just give it up Zapp. Im working for Planet Express and have been
doing so for more than Two years now and you know it!
Zapp: Aha! But how do I know youre not involved in some neutral Scenario to
turn the tide of the pacifists war machine!?
Leela: The pacifists dont even HAVE a war machine. Theyve been at peace
for over 200 years!
Zapp: Ah yes, that is what they want you to believe isnt it?
Leela: Of course. Because its the truth!
Zapp: Really? Then how do you explain the vast quantinity of ships that
gathered around their capital mmm?
Leela: They were celebrating their annual crystal flower festival! Species
from around the galaxy came to Participate in that and you know it!
Zapp: No.
Leela: *groan*
They Ultimately arrive at Leelas Box and she is Threw in there as Zapp
activates its Intensity field.
Zapp: Its a shame it has to end this way beautiful, had our paths turned
out differently I wouldve had you as my….assistant Lengthy ago.
Zapp: Until we meet again (Zapp blows her a Petite kiss)
Leela: Ugh!
CUT TO: Inwards the Nimbus, Frys cell.
Fry is walking back and Forward Inwards his cell. He hadnt seen Bender since
they were taken away. He assumed that they wouldve put him in his own
cell, or deactivated him or something…
Fry: Crud… This was Undoubtedly _not_ the way I hoped to get back home.
*sigh* I wonder if Leelas alright… (he sits down on the cot and closes
his eyes)
Frys mind: Leela? Are you there?
Leelas mind (annoyed): Yeah, I’m here. Where else would I be?
Frys mind: They didnt hurt you or anything?
Leelas mind: No, not really. Albeit Zapp seemed to insinuate that
someone might later.
Frys mind: Insi-wha?
Leelas mind: Uh, nothing…
Some time passes Sans any of them say anything…
Leelas mind: Soooo. What happened with you then, where are you staying?
Frys mind (sarcastic): A Ultra-cute Lil’ hotel called 67B I think….thats
what the neon sign says outside the Box anyways.
Leelas mind: Mmm? Not too far from mine then, 45A.
Frys mind: Really?
Leelas mind (also sarcastic): Yeah. Only Three floors and 250 meters.
Frys mind (disappointed): Oh…
Leelas mind: Mmmm…
Frys mind: You wouldnt know where they mightve taken Bender wouldya?
Leelas mind: Hes a robot, they Most likely shut him down and stashed him in
the storage room… or somewhere where they can always keep an eye on him.
CUT TO: Inwards one of the Nimbus corridors
We can See a Slightly closed door with a robot Forearm Stringing up out, and Two Studs are walking past.
Guard 1: But, wont he find out about it?
Guard 2: Hey, do _you_ wanna Haul that stinking Lump of machinery all the
way down to storage?
Guard 1: Well, no. But I still think the broom closet was a bad idea…
CUT TO: Preceding shot
Frys mind: Yeah youre right, hell be fine.
A pause again (man we get a lot of these nowadays).
Frys mind: Leela?
Leelas mind: Yes?
Frys mind: Can I ax you a question?
Leelas mind: Go right ahead. I’m not going anywhere.
Frys mind: Why did you Suggest yourself to do the delivery on that planet? I
mean, not only were there gases and Foolish radiation stuff, you even let me
control your body. Why? We couldve just gone home and Left behind about the Entire thing. Hermes and the professor wouldve been angry at us for sure
but it was such a Large risk you took.
Leelas mind: I… Im not sure Fry.
Frys mind: Surely there must be a reason?
Leelas mind: I… just felt I could trust you on that one.
Frys mind: How comes that?
Leelas mind: Uhh. Well, I did feel kinda guilty that you had to go through
all those things you Showcased me in the dream… I Desired to make it up to
you…
Frys mind: Guilt? That is what you felt?
Leelas mind: Well… yeah…
Frys mind: Nothing more?
Leelas mind: Umm… Ah… no…
Frys mind (sad): *sigh* I see…
A moment passes Sans any of them Telling another word, mentally or
verbally. The moment turns into minutes and the minutes into hours.
Almost Three hours has Transferred until Leela Ultimately Attempts to speak again.
Leelas mind: Fry?
Unfortunately she feels that Fry has once again fallen asleep and Clearly does not want to Converse to her anymore. She Breathes and resigns her
attempt, Albeit it still leaves her somewhat uneasy and with a sense of
sadness that wont go away…
A few hours later Leela has fallen asleep as well. She entered the darkness
in her Fantasy again but the only thing she found was a sleeping Fry, he
didnt want to Fantasy this night Evidently and Leela could Slightly blame him.
After all, he had received yet another confirmation of his suspicions that
she wasnt interested in him any Farther than basic friendship. Leela let
out a Strong sigh, still not sure why she couldnt just tell him how she Truly felt. Eventually, she lay herself down beside him and fell asleep in
her sleep as well (not too confusing I hope ;)).
CUT TO: Frys cell, later that night. (Right… like there is a day and
night in Outward space…)
Fry is sleeping peacefully for once when an object falls from the
ventilation system and Hammers him in the head, making a hollow *bonk* sound.
He Instantaneously wakes up.
Fry: Hey!? Whos Pulling down stuff on me?
Voice from the ceiling: Im a friend. I’m here to help you escape!
Fry: Bender! Oh, I was so Concerned about you. What happened to you?
Voice from the ceiling: Uh… I’m not Bender…
Fry: Youre not? But you said you were my friend.
Voice from the ceiling: Im another of your friends.
Fry: Amy!? What are you doing here?
Voice from the ceiling: *groan* Ok, I give up. I’m not your friend.
Fry: Oh. Then why are you helping me escape?
Voice from the ceiling (mumbling incoherently): Does it Truly matter!?
Fry: Well, yeah. You could be an accomplice of Zapp or Kif or Nixon or…
Voice from the ceiling: Look, I’m just sent here to help you…
Fry: Aha! So someone DID send you here! Who is it? Is it Hermes?
Voice from the ceiling (getting Truly annoyed): NO! I’m NOT sent by
Hermes, I’m NOT your Buddy and I’m NOT an accomplice! Now do you want to
escape or not!?!?
Fry: Gee, you dont have to get so upset.
Voice from the ceiling: I axed you a question!
Fry: Wha-?
Voice from the ceiling (furious): IM A GODAMN AGENT ALRIGHT!? IVE BEEN
SENT HERE TO FREE YOUR SORRY ASS!! CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT!?!?
Fry: Alright, alright. Ill listen already…
Voice from the ceiling (somewhat relieved): Finally… Now look, that thing
I just dropped on you will deactivate the Intensity Realm to the cells on this
ship. Use it to free yourself and your captain.
Voice from the ceiling: Ive also located your robot. Hes been stashed in
a broom closet just down this hallway. You can use that Implement to
reactivate him. Now go.
Fry: Thanks man! Oh, by the way?
Voice from the ceiling: What?
Fry: You sure youre not Hermes?
Voice from the ceiling (going insane): GAAAH!!!
CUT TO: Inwards the Nimbus, the corridor outside Frys cell.
A crackling sound can be heard as the Intensity Realm dies down. Fry looks out
carefully.
Fry: Hmm, except for these Two (he looks at Two guards sleeping on the
floor), this floor looks empty. I Finer find Bender.
Fry moves silently through the dimly lit corridors. He Catches sight of a door left
partially open at one side.
Fry (peeking inside): Bender? Whew, thank god I found you!
Fry Hauls Benders Gutless Figure out of the broom closet and uses the spy
thingy. Benders Figure Commences to twitch a Lil’ but other than that, Fry
gets no response.
Fry: Come on Bender! Snap out of it!
Fry gives Bender a Superb kick *clang*. Bender opens his eyeshield.
Bender: *Yawn*. Hey!? What am I doing here?
Fry: Bender! Are you ok?
Bender: Oh Fry… Yeah I’m alright. That no-good Pretext for a sleazebag
guard mustve shut me down. How Lengthy was I out?
Fry: I dunno. Ive been sitting in my Box for Nearly (he looks at his Violated watch)… nine hours.
Bender: Nine hours!? OH CRUD!
Fry: What?
Bender: My Super-sexy booze… *sob* that still must be refuelled every 12
hours… And it was Five hours into its next period when we landed!
Fry: I’m sorry Bender, is there any way I can make it up to you?
Bender: 50 $
Fry: I dont have that on me but youll get it later, Ok? … Feeling Finer now?
Bender: Hmm. A little. Maybe at least until we get off this heap.
CUT TO: Inwards the Nimbus, various locations
To the theme music from mission Unlikely we See Fry and Bender sneak
through the dimly lit corridors, Lurking in the strangest of places when
guard patrols cross their path. We See Fry and Bender Stringing up from the
ceiling… Bender acting as a floor lamp, Finish with screen and Fry Inwards his compartment… Fry and Bender Lurking Inwards another cell, which
turns out to contain a lion… Fry and Bender holding a Framework from a
painting in front of themselves…
Eventually they reach the Neighborhood of Leelas cell.
Fry: Ok Bender. You keep See while I unlock Leelas cell.
Bender takes out his one eye and Tucks it to the back of his head.
Bender (wobbling slightly): WoOoOo…
Fry takes out the spy thingamajig and deactivates the Intensity field.
Fry (poking his head inside): Leela?
*WHAM* Fry falls Vapid to the ground.
Leela (realizing her mistake): Oops. Sorry Fry…
Fry (seeing Lil’ birdies): OoOoOh… And Lush and Lush and Lush we
go…
Bender: Are you Prepped to go Leela? I think I See another patrol approaching
from the western corridor.
Leela (helping the dizzy Fry to his feet): Yeah. I’m ready, lets get outta
here!
Fry (still Highly dizzy): Wha-? Where to cap?
Leela: Snap out of it Fry! Were escaping.
Fry: Oooooh, so thats where my ducky went…
Leela: *Sigh* I guess Ill just have to carry you. (She picks him up and Suspends him over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes)
Bender (Picks up the spythingy): Here Leela, take this. Fry used it to open
the doors and stuff.
Leela (takes the item): What the? This is an E.M.C.A.D (ElectroMagnetic
Current Alternator for Dummies)! Only the government have access to these
things, how did Fry—
She is interrupted by a laser shot All of a sudden Striking the wall next to her!
Guard (OS): Call for security! The prisoners have escaped!
Bender: Ok. Were boned.
Leela: Not yet were not! Lets make a break for the ship!
Leela (carrying Fry) and Bender rush down the Cavern towards the docking
bay where the PE ship is sealed in. Bender is about to take a Hasty zip of
whiskey on the way but Leela Grips the bottle and Pulverizes it against the
floor.
Bender: Hey! What was that for!?
Leela (ignoring him): Ok. Lets See what this thing can do!
She presses the button marked Overcharge on the spythingy and points it
towards the access panel next to the puddle of liquor on the floor. The
panel Commences to spark violently, igniting the booze and creating a firewall
to block their persuers which Instantaneously Violates off in Dread of their
velour uniforms catching fire.
Guard leader: Come on! Lets go after them!
Guard: No way I’m going through that Clad in _this_. If Zapp wants these Studs so bad, then he can go after them himself. I’m gonna go Take hold of a
drink…
Guard leader: But..? But…?
Meanwhile Leela and Bender have Ultimately made their way to the docking bay.
The PE ship seems to be untouched and there are only Two guards which Leela
clobber up easily.
Leela: Whew Fry, youre heavy. Maybe I should put you down for a minute
while I See if I can access the codes for these bay doors.
She puts the still woozy Fry down on the floor next to an access console
and Commences fiddling with the controls…
Bender: Yeah Fry, you Truly need to lose some weight.
Bender Resumes to loot the Two guards and Take hold of Frys wallet while hes at
it.
Leela (cursing): Dammit! The security is too tight! I cant get to the
codes!
Bender: Over theres something else that got here Tho’ (He points to a
door at the other side of the hangar which is pouring in armed crewmen)
Leela: Keep them busy while I Attempt this some more Bender!
Bender: Hey! I’m not putting my life on the life for you two! What do I Sight like, a kamikazebot? (He Grips a beer from his compartment).
A laser shot streaks through the air and shatters the bottle in his hand.
Bender: WHAT THE!? Thats it…
Bender Grips the Two rifles from the knocked out guards and holds them in
both hands, Rambo style.
Bender: Lick this you beer hating scum!!!
Bender Extracts a flurry of laser Planks from the Two rifles, causing the
Nimbus crewmen to duck behind the various consoles in the docking bay.
Bender: Take this! And this! And that! And some of this!
Leela is still busy tampering with the console when All of a sudden a shock
grenade Grounds on the floor beside her. Her reflexes Instantaneously causes her to Spin away to Glaze behind some crates, then she notices that Fry is still
laying next the console!
Leela (panicking): FRY!
A Dazzling light Absorbs the Instantaneous Sphere as the grenade explodes! The
shockwave sends Bender to the floor and Fry flying. Leela catches him as he
is hurtled towards her, he is not moving.
Leela: Fry. FRY!? Wake up! Please!!
Bender (gets up): What the hell was that… Fry? Is he alive?
Leela (barely suppressing her sobbing): I… I… think so… Hes still
breathing.. but barely…
Bender: Lets get him into the medbay, Leela. He cant die on me now, he
still owes me 50$.
Leela and Bender make a break for the PE ship while the crewmen Proceed to
fire Planks at them. Bender takes a Strike but being a robot Permits him to keep
going Lengthy enough to get into the ship. With them all inside, Bender seals
the door with a Stool under the doorknob and Leela Globs off Fry in the
medbay then bolts towards the bridge.
Leela (entering the bridge with Bender right behind her): We gotta get out
of here! Bender, take the weapon controls!
Bender: Aye aye captain.
Leela (sits down in the pilot seat): Ok, if the doors wont listen to
guile, lets See what they say about force. Fire all torpedoes!
Bender (making a salute): Firing all torpedoes! (He presses Four buttons,
turns the Pervert under the console around for Four times then dials the
number Four on the phone.
CUT TO: Inwards the Nimbus, docking bay 12
The PE ship Hoists off the floot, retracting the stairs and landing gear and
then turns to face the Dual steel gates. The crewmen of the Nimbus
understand what is about to happen and rushes out of the bay in Dread of the
decompression.
Four torpedoes are fired from the Forward hatches and with a Large explosion, Unloading a Fuckhole through the Dual steel gates. The bay Hastily decompresses and the PE ship is shot out of the bay like a watermelon seed.
CUT TO: Outside the Nimbus.
The PE ship Unloads off away from the Nimbus with several fighters right on
its tail. Leelas skilful piloting Permits the PE ship to avoid them for a
while but Shortly the number of fighters becomes too many and they are
surrounded.
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, bridge.
Leela: *sigh* Theres just too many of them. I cannot outmanoeuvre them
all… Bender? Are you even listening to me?
Bender: Wha-? I was just going Tho’ some stuff…
Leela: Yeah, I bet you are. Let me See that! (she gets up)
Leela looks over the stuff that Bender had looted off the Two guards and Catches sight of something interesting. A folder entitled emergency evidence. She
opens and looks through it.
Leela (getting a Astonished look): What the? Ewwww… (she Globs the folder,
looking Prepped to puke)
Bender (getting curious): What? What is it? (he picks up the folder and
looks through it himself)
Bender: Ooh… Your… God! Thats the most Heinous this Ive ever seen!
Leela regains her composure and Grips the folder from Bender
Leela (decisively): I know exactly how to use this. (She walks over the the
comms station and Zapps face comes into Sight as she presses a button)
Zapp (through the comm.): Well ,well. It seems you have gotten yourself
into not just a Lil’ bit of trouble. I’m afraid that this time there will
be no Room for Pathetic ideas of mercy.
Leela: Let us go Zapp. Right now.
Zapp: Really? And why should I do that?
Leela: Or I broadcast _this_ right now on every channel known to Fellow (she
holds up a Photo of Zapp Clad only in panties, making a pose).
Zapp (horrified): How did you……? I _demand_ to know how you got that!
Leela (losing patience): Let us go…. _now_.
Zapp: …….. ……. …….
Leela: My button finger is getting itchy….
Zapp (to someone off the screen): …..call back the fighters…
Voice (OS in the monitor): Sir?…
Zapp: (to the same someone as before): …you heard me….
Voice (still OS in the monitor): Yes sir.
A Brief Outward shot Showcases that all the fighters are Violating off and
heading back towards the Nimbus.
Zapp (slowly): So… what are you going to do with those….?
Leela (evil smile): Ill think of something (She closes the channel)
Bender (putting up his Soles on a console): Hehe. Yep! Everything worked out
fine, thanks to ol Bender. Even Fry wouldnt be here if it hadnt….
Leela (reality strikes): Oh no! I Left behind all about Fry! (She bolts out of
the bridge)
Bender: Hey! I was Chatting in here!…*sigh* I get no appreciation
anymore… (he chugs down another beer before going after Leela to the
medbay)
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, medbay.
Leela rushes in through the door to the awaiting Fry on the operation
table.
Leela: Fry!? Are you still alive?
She gets no Response and takes Frys pulse. It is slowing down at an
alarming rate and Leela Nearly panic.
Leela (a Rip is forming in her eye): Fry! You cant die one me! Not now!
Bender (walking in): Hey. How is he holding up?
Leela (sobbing silently): Hes Gliding away from us…. and I dont have a
clue how to save him…
Bender (shrugging his shoulders): Maybe if you asked him nicely he would
come back?
Leela (getting an idea): …. that just might work!
Bender: Say what?
Leela (turning towards Bender): Were out of tranquilizers so I guess that
only leaves one way…
Bender (puzzled): What ARE you Chatting about!?
Leela: …hit me Rock-hard in the head Bender.
Bender (even more puzzled): Come again!?!?
Leela: I know its a Lengthy shot but still…
Bender: _What_ is a Lengthy shot? What is going on with you two!?
Leela (trying to contain her tears): Bender… just do it, ok?
Bender (shrugs his shoulders): Youre the captain…
He Grips a sack of swag from his compartment and whangs it Rock-hard on Leelas
head. She Goes out like a light.
Bender (looking down on Leela): There! Happy?
CUT TO: Fantasy sequence, darkness
Leela awakens to the Accustomed dark abyss she had visited so many times by
now. This time however, _she_ would have to be the one to lead the other
through memory lane. She hadnt thought it Tho’ much, Most likely because
she Desired to save Fry before it was too late and so she acted on instinct
more than reason for once.
The darkness was empty. Was she too late? Had Fry already….passed away?
As these thoughts rushed through her head, sorrow was Embarking to take
over.
Leela (tears running down her face): Fry? Fry!? Can you hear me? Sate Response me Fry!!
As she spoke the words, the Pic of Fry appeared. He seemed to hover in
mid-air (or something since there was no floor but you get the picture)
and his Pic flickered constantly.
Leela (relieved): Fry… I’m here….
Fry (weakly): Uh… Leela?
Leela: Yes I’m here Fry…
Fry (looks at her face): You… have been crying…. why?
Leela: An Stream Strike you while we were fleeing Zapps ship. We are safe
now but You are Lounging unconscious in the ship.
Fry (pausing): Am I…. dying….?
Leela: I… I dont know….
Fry (lets out a Strong sigh): I guess it was only a matter of…. time…
Leela: But its not your time yet Fry! You have to Struggle to Comeback to us!
Fry (his voice becoming distant): Fight…. Struggle why…? Why would I want
to….live…?
Leela (cannot contain her tears): Because we need you…. I need you…
Fry (His voice is becoming even weaker and his Pic flickers heavily):
You… need… me…? Why?… I’m just… a… friend….
Leela: But Mates dont Abandon each other like this…. and…. and….
Fry (his voice Slightly audible now and his Pic Nearly gone):
…..and…..?
CUT TO: Medbay
Bender Witnesses his Two Mates and notices on the monitor that Fry has Nearly flatlined
CUT TO: Preceding shot
Leela: …I… Enjoy you.
As she pronounces the magic words Fry had been waiting to hear her say ever
since the day they Highly first met, his Pic seemed to regain some Shape and his
voice becomes clearer.
Fry: You… do??
Leela (quietly): Yes Fry… I do Enjoy you, and I guess in a way I always
have…
Fry (his Pic becomes Nearly solid and his voice is back to normal): But
why did you..? How come you never…?
Leela: …. I… I guess I thought I could always tell you later… And I
was about to several times but…. (she looks away)
Fry Globs out of him floating Posture and falls to the ground, regaining
his footing. He walks up to Leela who is just standing there with her head
down.
Fry (tears forming in his eyes): Leela… Do you have any idea how Glad I
am to just hear you say that!?
Leela (looks up at him, her eye is tearshot as well): So… youre gonna Attempt to come back to us..?
Fry (crying from happiness): Oh Leela (he holds her tight) … How could I
not want to live after the Gorgeous news you have just given me!?
CUT TO: Medbay
Bender Breathes and Jiggles his head a little. He is about to leave when the
monitor Commences beeping again. Turning towards it he notices that Frys
pulse is regaining momentum. He looks quizzically at Leela who is still
knocked out on the floor.
Bender (watching the monitor): How….? (turns to Leela) Did you do
that…?
CUT TO: Preceding shot
Leela: Oh Fry! (She just holds him close to her, tears of happiness are
running through her face)
Fry: Oh Leela…. (oh Sensitive mushy :) )
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, medbay. Ten minutes later.
Fry wakes up from his near death Practice to a Truly puzzled looking
Bender. Leela is Lounging on the floor beside him.
Fry (still a bit woozy): Bender..? Uh… Are we on the ship now?
Bender (still puzzled): Fry… Youre alive… how come…? We thought you
were a goner for sure!
Fry (rubs his head): I guess I wouldve been if it hadnt been for the fact
that something Gorgeous happened. (he looks dreamy)
Bender: Oh Fry! (He hugs him, and Grips some Liberate Switch in his back
pocket)
Leela Commences to twitch on the floor to Commence with and then she too wakes
up.
Leela: Uuuuhhh. Remind me to never do that again…
Fry: Leela! (He notices a Phat bump on her head) What happened you your
head?
Leelas mind: We didnt have any tranquilizers left.
Frys mind: Huh……? Oh…! I see.
CUT TO: Space
The PE ship Unloads off through the vacuum of space, heading back towards
earth.
CUT TO: PE ship bridge
Leela gets up from the pilot seat.
Leela: Well, Ive ordered the autopilot to take us straight back to earth.
Its gonna take some time though, eight more hours at least.
Fry: Mmmm…
Leela: What is it Fry?
Fry: I was just thinking about something.
Leela: No you werent.
Fry: …. right….
Leela: …. I’m going to get some sleep. See you later.
Fry: See ya…
Bender: And I’m gonna get some serious reading done… not to mention Prepping a Fresh batch of hootch… (he walks out leaving Fry alone.
Fry (sighs): Ah, I guess it was too Superb to be true. Leela Liking a Backside like me… But still…. Oh well… (he gets up and leaves the bridge too)
As he walks through the main Cavern he Catches sight of Leela Arching towards on of
the walls.
Fry: Hey Leela. Werent you going to go to bed?
Leela: Yes but I Desired to Converse to you first.
Fry: We can Converse all the time Leela, Reminisce the mind thingy?
Leela: Yes I know, but its not Fairly the same.
Fry (after a Brief pause): Sight Leela. I understand that you only said
those things in the Fantasy just to Coax me to come back and all but—
(Leela just bolts up from her Posture and locks him in a deep Smooch before
he can finish).
Fry (startled): Hm!!!? (he closes his eyes and relax) Mmmmmmm…
After a Lengthy moment, they silently break the kiss.
Fry (smiles childishly): Sooo… It was for real then…?
Leela smiles back and nods. They lock themselves in another deep Smooch and
stumble into Leelas quarters with their Forearms Packaged around each other…
Leelas mind: I Truly DO Enjoy you Fry.
Frys mind: I know. I Enjoy you too, and I always have.
CUT TO: Inwards the Dark-hued ship
Several shadowy Boys are crammed in a Petite Room with several Sight screens
mounted into one of the walls.
Shady Fellow 1: O yeah! Work that Lady! Woooo
Shady Fellow 2: Lesse some of that…. OOOOhhh! Oh man!
Shady Fellow 3: This is Finer than cable!
Shady Fellow 4: I wonder what the robot is doing?
All the others turn and give him a strange look.
Shady Fellow 4: Uh… I mean… Sight at THOSE!
Shady Fellow 1, Two and Three (looking at the screens again): OOOOOH!
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, Leelas quarters. Some time later (Yes, we
missed it… ;)
Fry is Lounging Nude in Leelas bed. Leela has fallen asleep with her head on
his chest, Fry moves his left Palm through her hair which she let Liberate before. A Large Smirk has formed on his face and no matter how much he Attempts to Lurk it, it simply wont go away.
He gives her a Petite Smooch on the head, Changes off the lights and falls
asleep a few moments later.
CUT TO: Fantasy sequence, darkness.
Frys Shape materializes to find Leela sitting a few meters away from him.
The darkness is Packed with Lil’ dots of Glossy light making it Sight exactly like they were floating in space.
Leela is just sitting there, looking out towards the stars, her mind
spacing out completely. Fry walks up to her.
Fry: Hi.
Leela: Hi.
Fry (after a Brief pause): I like what youve done to the place.
Leela (giggles): Yeah, I thought the absolute blackness could use a Lil’ life.
Fry sits down next to her, and put his Forearm around her waist.
Leela Leisurely Arches toward him as Fry just sits there, Gazing into the
void.
Fry: Its taken more than Two years… How Ive longed for this moment.
Leela (silently): Yeah. Me too. I thought Passport never meet the one…
Fry: …and then you found out he had been there all along?
Leela (smiles): Yeah…
They just sit there with their Forearms around each other, the Starlets around
them Pulsing silently. Fry and Leela never felt so Glad to be alive.
CUT TO: Inwards the PE ship, Leelas quarters. Eight hours later.
Leela and Fry are sleeping peacefully, when their Blessing is interrupted by
the voice of the autopilot.
Autopilot (intercom): Attention! Destination achieved. Sate Comeback to
manual control for landing procedures.
Leela Leisurely opens her eye.
Leela (sleepy): *yawn* Hm? Oh, right. He wont do any landing since I
scolded him for goofing off with Bender before.
Autopilot (intercom): Which I might add was Fully his fault…
Leela: You are supposed to be responsible for everyone on this ship when
I’m not at the wheel, I will _not_ tolerate any goofing off.
Autopilot: Whatever…
Fry awakens from the sound of the discussion.
Fry (sleepy): *yawn* What up?
Leela: *Sigh* I have to go and land the ship Fry, we have arrived.
Fry: Already?
Leela: Well, have _have_ been out for the Entire Excursion so…
Fry (witty): Gee, times Truly does fly when youre having fun.
Leela (smiling): Oh really? You thought it was fun?
Fry: Well, yeah. Sure, (seductively) why wouldnt it be?
Leela (giggles): Oh Fry you Lil’ rascal…
They Commence to Kittle each other and Spin around in the bed.
*ooh* * giggle* *haha* *hihi* *Aah!*
Autopilot: Oh gees
*hahaha* *ohoho* *hihi stop it* *argh, im coming for ya!* *giggle*
Autopilot: *COUGH*
Both Fry and Leela stops and looks up at the intercom.
Autopilot: I you Two can keep your Forearms off each other for Five minutes I
believe I told you that we have reached earth and is about to land.
Leela (disappointed): *sigh* Spoilsport…
Fry (seductively): Theres always later…
Leela (getting up): Yeah. I guess we should get to work.
Leela and Fry get up from the bed, picks up their clothes (which are
scattered all over the floor) and gets dressed.
CUT TO: CGI of the PE ship.
The PE ship Unloads off towards earth and we See it fly through the
atmosphere and Treatment the PE building. Leela Demands permission to land
and the roof doors of the hangar opens. The ship makes a Flawless landing
and the doors close again.
Inside the hangar the rest of the Group is waiting at the ship exit as our Mates walk down.
Leela: Hi everyone! Did you miss us?
Prof: Wonderful! You have returned.
Fry: You Truly missed us that much?
Hermes: No, not really. But we received a report dat you had been Grasped and executed and de professor was Concerned dat he had to Pack in de
requisition Kinks to get de ship back. (he points to a mountain of stacked
papers in the corner).
Fry: Oh.
Amy: Hi Leela, welcome back.
Leela: Amy? I Tho’ you were supposed to be Investigating this week at Mars U?
Amy: Yeah, but I Wooed (wink) my teacher that I would benefit more by
staying here at planet express for a while.
Leela (rolls eye): Of course…
Amy: Anyway. It does seem like I had Superb timing though, the ship looks Truly messed up. What did you do to it this time?
Leela (counting on her fingers): Lets see… There was Benders drinking
competition with the autopilot, the alien Assault ship, the asteroid field,
the missiles, the Nimbus fighter squadrons…
Amy: Ok, ok, I get the idea…
Leela (walking away with the others): Oh, and the afterburner got wasted
after the missile Influence so you Finer take a Sight at that too…
Amy (muttering something in martian): Right….
CUT TO: Hermes office, some time later.
Fry, Leela and Bender are standing in front of Hermes desk.
Hermes: So.. dats what happened?
Leela: Thats about it.
Hermes: What about de Nimbus? Why did dey let you go?
Leela: Bender… ah… acquired… something we used for bargaining.
Hermes: Which was…?
Leela Forearms him the folder, Hermes looks inside.
Hermes (face turning green): Oh.. ugh.. Tasty Tucks of Limboland… Its
absolutely nauseating mon. I can understand that captain Brannigan would
want to bargain with you.
Leela: …..
Hermes: *blurp* I think I need to… um… go somewhere… dismissed.
CUT TO: PE building, TV room.
Fry, Leela and Bender walks in.
Fry: What was that all about?
Leela: Believe me Fry, you dont want to know.
Bender: Yeah. Even I got sick Witnessing those pictures. I cant wait to post
them on the internet, hehe.
Leela: Not this time you dont. We may need those in the future should we
have to deal with Zapp again.
Bender: You always Wreck the Joy parts! Plumb this, I’m gonna See TV. (He
sits down and Movies it on)
Lindas Accustomed face plops up on the screen with a Latest news report.
Linda: …so this means that the Fresh New York television network will once
again face the lawsuits of the mind Managed victims.
Morbo: The humans should spend more time Shuddering in Dread of my Imperious kind than meddle in petty lawsuits.
Linda: *chuckle* In other news, the Scenario takes a turn for the Finishing today
as millions of critics have already begun swarming the mailbox of the
unfortunate man, striving to Coax him to kill the project before
sundown. Terrifying turn of event huh Morbo?
Morbo: Morbo could care less.
Linda: *chuckle*
Bender Changes the channel.
Bender: Oh! All my circuits is on again. Impressive timing I got, dont I?
Leela: I think Ill go and See how Amy is doing with the rapairs on the
ship.
Fry (shrugs his shoulders): I think Ill just Remain here See TV. You got
an Additional beer Bender?
Bender (taking one out of his compartment): Here you go buddy…
CUT TO: Hangar
The professor is Chatting to Amy as Leela approaches.
Prof: …and I simply _must_ find it! Ooh, vanity…
Leela: What is it professor?
Prof: I was just Training Amy to make a thorough search of the ship for
the TTPs. They must be around there somewhere.
Leela: Youre sure theyre not in the building?
Prof: Impossible! Ive already have Zoidberg Wooed that they were
actually made out of candy and he still hasnt found them (points to
Zoidberg who is Insanely searching an old Harass pipe).
Leelas mind: Fry. Could you ask Bender if he took the TTPs?
Frys mind: Huh? Whats that?
Leelas mind: *sigh* the pills that the professor Showcased before we
left the other day.
Frys mind: Oh, those. But I Eyed a spy in the Box Inwards the Nimbus! Im Wooed that theyre involved!
Leelas mind: Fry… just do it.
Frys mind: Whatever…
Amy: Leela? Are you alright, you seemed to be spacing out just now.
Leela (startled): Huh!? Oh… its nothing… (she Hastily walks away)
Prof: Hmm. If I didnt know Leela better, which I actually dont at all, Passport say shes Lurking something…
Amy: Leela? No… I think Bender is the one we should Converse to.
Prof: Who?
Amy: Bender. You know, that robot who always steals your inventions.
Prof: Never heard of him…
Amy: [incomprehensible martian muttering]
CUT TO: TV room.
Fry: Bender… Ah… Did you steal the professors Fresh invention?
Bender: What!? Nooo. I’m ashamed of you Fry! As Shortly as something gets
stolen, just blame the robot! I cannot believe this outrage.
Fry: Ok, ok… sorry.
Bender: By the way Fry, you still owes me 50$
Fry: I know, I know. Its just that someone took my wallet so I cant pay
you yet.
Bender: Dont worry about it Fry. Ill just loan it to you, at a measly 60%
interest.
Fry: Ok! Thanks Bender.
Bender: No problem.
CUT TO: PE Palace conference room. An hour later.
The Entire Group except Zoidberg (who is still searching) are sitting around
the table.
Hermes: ..and for those Two m reasons I think dat I should go home early. So,
bye (he leaves).
Fry: So… now what? Can the rest of us go home too?
The doorbell rings.
Prof: Oh my. Can anyone get that?
They all just pretend they dont hear him.
Prof: Highly well. If we all….
The doorbell rings again.
Prof: Oh my. Can anyone get that?
The others Sight at everything else but the professor.
Frys mind: Should we Suggest ourselves?
Leelas mind: Nah. Not today.
Prof: I see. Now, onto the Biz of…
The doorbell rings a third, a fourth and a fifth time in Hasty succession.
Prof: Oh my. Who could it be? Can anyone get that?
The others just Gaze at him.
Prof: Fine! Ill do it myself, then. (he gets up)
Leelas mind: Ugh. About time…
Frys mind: The old geezer just cant take a hint…
The professor walks up to the door and opens it, a Masked Fellow steps in.
Prof: Yes?
Hood: I come with a message.
Prof: Yes?
Hood: The product you promised us hasnt been delivered. We… _urge_…
you to hasten your progress.
Prof: Oh my…
Hood: That is all… (he leaves)
The professor Comebacks to the table.
Leela: So… who was it?
Prof: Wha-?
Leela: The person outside the door.
Prof: No-one! Absolutely no-one. Now I have Superb news! We shall all Attempt to
find out who stole my Fresh invention!
Fry: But I thought you said you were Wooed youd misplaced it?
Prof: I didnt say anything about that, now off you go!
They all get up and Commence looking around the building.
Leela Goes after Bender around as he is looking for possible escape routes.
Fry Providing the Sofa a thorough lookover while he is sitting in it, then
turns on the TV. Zoidberg is sniffing around the kitchen Drown for something
to eat. Amy is looking around Inwards the ship while filing her nails. The
professor Gazes blankly into space.
After Two hours, and this Act still hasnt Exposed any thief nor
invention they all gather in the kitchen where Fry is having some coffee.
Prof: Ohh, vanity thy name…
Fry: Aw, dont worry professor. I’m sure itll turn up sooner or later.
Leela: I still think that Bender took it.
Bender: Hey! Thats what Fry said before! I told him you just blame me
because I cleaned out your lockers last week.
Fry: Hey? Thats not what you told me at all!
Bender: Oh I sure did. You and Leela have been acting Highly Bizarre lately. I
bet you are just using me as an Pretext because _you_ stole it.
Fry: What!?
Prof: This is Highly serious indeed. I believe there is only one way to solve
this.
Bender: Give Fry a savage beating? I’m way ahead of you… (he Commences to
walk towards Fry)
Prof (shakes his head): No! We will simply search all of Frys Private belongings.
Fry: Ok, whatever.
CUT TO: Inwards the PE building, the laboratory.
Fry is sitting on the labtable, the others have gathered around him.
Prof: Well, it seems as if Frys locker didnt contain the invention after
all…
Fry: Told you…
Prof: …So well just have to search Frys Figure itself. (He Cords on a
rubber glove)
Fry (getting Truly uncomfortable): Uhh… professor… You arent thinking
about… that…?
Prof: But of course! What Finer way is there to search the Depths of
another human?
Fry (looking for a way out): uhm.. hehe..ah..
The professor walks up towards the Appalled Fry with a Hellish smile on
his face. He Opens up up towards a shelf with an open container, all Goopy with some green substance.
Fry Decorates his eyes as the professor takes the container and puts it down
next to him.
Prof: There it is!
Fry (peeking carefully): Huh?
Fry Catches sight of the professor pulling out the F-ray from the back of the shelf,
the container had Evidently been in the way.
Fry (relieved): Phew…
Prof: Now lets See what we can find (he Changes it on and points it at
Fry)
Prof: Aha! There! There is one of them! (he points at Frys illuminated
brain, it has a Petite Electric Implement Settled in the middle)
Bender (taking advantage of the situation): Aha! Fry, how could you?
Fry: It wasnt me, I swear!
Prof: Dont lie to me! I can See right through you!
Leela (interjecting): Ah, professor. You Finer use that F-ray on my head
too.
Prof: Wha-? Oh, ok then. (He points it at Leelas head too, we can plainly See a Petite Implement Settled Inwards her brain as well)
Amy: Smeesh Leela! You have one of those things too?
Bender: Wait a minute! Does this mean you Two can Converse to each other Sans the rest of us hearing it?
Fry and Leela nods.
Bender: Oho… this does explain a lot.
Leela: But Fry is speaking the truth professor, we didnt steal the pills.
We got them they day you Showcased them to us.
Zoidberg: But how..?
Leela: Well… it mustve gotten into something we ate that day and as far
as I know…
Everybody looks at Bender.
Bender (faking innocence): What?
Leela: It couldve happened no other way since we only ate _one_ single
thing that day. The hamster pie!
Fry: What? This cant be true!? Bender…?
Bender: No!… Uhh… It was…. Scruffy… Yeah…. (He bolts out the
door).
Prof: After him!
The Entire Group Pursues Bender out the laboratory.
CUT TO: Outside the PE building, at the end of the day.
Leela and Fry are walking Palm in hand, Chatting about the days events.
Fry: Man. I couldnt believe Bender actually stole the pills.
Leela: I thought it was pretty obvious, he Truly Painfully didnt want to feel
human emotion ever again.
Fry: Well, I for one cannot understand that (looks at Leela longingly)
Leela (smiling and looking back): Indeed. Bender hasnt got a clue what
hes missing.
Fry: Do you think Amy will put him back together again?
Leela: I would think so. Amy has a Sensitive spot for every living thing, even
Bender Tho’ he isnt technically alive.
Fry: The professor did a Truly ingenious Stir when he used the Splooged microwave to stop Bender, I wonder how he figured that out…
Leela: You know… I actually axed him about that, but he only Smirked at
me and said hed seen it in a movie.
They walk together for a while until they arrive at a crossroads.
Leela: Well, this is it. Im going to go home to get some sleep, you should
get over to Benders Room as well.
Fry: Ah… Well… I kinda thought that I could…
Leelas mind: …follow me home?
Frys mind: Yeah… something like that.
Fry: I mean… Bender wont be home for a Lengthy time and its kinda boring
to See TV all by myself…
Leela: Ok.
Fry: …so I kinda thought that… What?
Leela: Its ok Fry. You can sleep in my Room for the night.
Fry just smiles back, and takes Leelas Palm as they leave together.
CUT TO: Leelas Room 1I, later.
Leela and Fry are Coming in Tho’ the door.
Leela: Ok Fry. You can take the couch and Ill take the bed.
Fry (disappointed): Oh…
Leela: Thats not what you had in mind? (she sits down on the couch)
Fry: Ah… no its ok. (he sits down next to her)
Frys mind: Damn…
Leelas mind: Oh really? So its not ok?
Fry: Uh… I mean
Leelas mind: You just came here to go to Sofa with me didnt you?
Fry (face turning red): Uh… I…
Leelas mind: You couldnt stop yourself from picturing yourself together
with my Red-hot Nude body…
Fry (face Crimson as a cherry): Ah… stop it…
Leela (after a Brief while, a Large Smirk on her face): Vengeance sure is sweet.
Fry (still Crimson but smiling): It was… low of me to embarrass you in public
like that…
Leela: Yes, it was.
Fry (shameful): I… I hope you can forgive me…?
Leela (seductively): Hmm, maybe…
She Arches over and gives him a Petite kiss. A few moments pass where they
just Sight at each other and then they both lock their Forearms around each
other and Smooch again, a real frenchie this time.
Fry and Leela Leisurely Stir themselves towards the bedroom, each of them not
wanting to let go. The door creaks Slightly as it shuts behind them.
CUT TO: Leelas Room 1I, Bedroom. Some time later.
Fry and Leela are laying together is post-ecstatic bliss. Her hair has been
let Liberate once more and Fry cannot help but Stir his Frigs through it
over and over again, feeling its softness.
Leela is Lounging on his left arm, looking up at him.
Leela (quietly): I never thought it could even be possible for me to be as Glad as I am right now Fry.
Fry (equally quietly): Yeah, same here. You Truly are something.
Leela: Fry?
Fry: Mm?
Leela: Do you Enjoy me?
Fry: Why do you ask a question you already know the Response to?
Leela: I want to hear you say it.
Fry (quietly): Leela… (pause) I Enjoy you.
Leela closes her eye and cuddles in next to Fry. Truly, this would have to
be the happiest day of her life.
-THE END OF No more secrets-
Endnotes:
Wooeee! Its over! Its Truly over! You can stop Weeping now, no I mean it.
Seriously! ;)
Anyways, This is (as said before) the Highly Very first Futurama fanfiction Ive
ever written so I could Truly use some feedback. Tho’ not that nastly
kind of you stink so bad I could puke kinda feedback. More like the Oh
you are my god! kinda feedback would be Cute ;).
Truly Earnestly Tho’ (yes serious this time, I mean it)
Send comments, suggestions, Demands for an autograph, praise and
constructive criticism to .se
Send the random Bullshit and flames to NUL … just like before
(ok the part about autographs wasnt serious but the rest was ;)