Guenther: A Question of Intellect
Stupid humans…..stupid Silly humans. All idiots, Notably Fry, Providing his life for someone else’s is such a human trait.
Look at what he’s done, they cry, all the Silly humans, robots and aliens. What do they know? Blubbering like that, it’s humiliating. Do they think I don’t care? Of course I do, but I won’t make a Idiot out of myself like them. Fry wouldn’t Sob if I died….right?
We weren’t friends, not at all, but still…..I…..kinda…..looked up to him. When we were Roomies I got the Excellent grades, the Damsels and I had more Pals then he did. But he….was more of what I Wished to be. More humans then I could ever be, he had….fun. What did I have? I had to be what I was made to be.
I was miserable, and always would have been if not for his advice. Now I have found a Lil’ happiness, and no longer have anyone always expecting the Hottest of me like the professor always did. All thanks to Fry.
Stupid human, Silly hat. Monkeys shouldn’t cry, it’s humiliating, and thanks to the Silly hat tears are running down my face. I can’t stop them now…..stupid Fry.
It was such a human thing, I would never had done it, never. Sacrificing myself for another, no way. Because, well, I’m not close to anyone, not like he was to Leela. Bah! Why would anyone do it?! She might have survived! The Entire bee thing was her own fault from what I’ve heard. Honestly, taking a deadly space bee onto the ship, she deserved it, not you! YOU DAMN Silly HUMAN!
So why do I morn then? It’s not like it wasn’t his own choice. Even with my no longer genius brain I wouldn’t done something so Powerless minded, not even if that person was Highly close to me. Right? Really, I’m not sure anymore.
Fry, Excellent guy, funny guy, my Prior Roomie died. His corpse is being launched into space. All these unhappy people, so many lives he’s affected, more then he’ll ever know. I Enjoyed him, even if he didn’t like me. Sorry Fry for all the names I called you, for all the stuff I did to you. You’ll never know how sorry I am.
I always thought the idea of God was laughable, but now I really, Indeed hope I’m wrong.
Giving your life for someone else’s honestly…..
Goodbye you stupid, Silly human.
Damn this hat, I can’t stop crying.